Monty/014 is bae
by:
Woah-yaoi-owo 
262
262
15.04.2021
116 comments
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
15.04.2021 04:25
Link-
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
15.04.2021 04:25
Linkif your man does have 4 eyes and two mouths then I dont think he's worth it 😔🙄
Me: Say it *pulls on Shade's collar*
Shade: fine... bork
Me: good boi
Shade: please let go of my coll-wait SHIT NO ONE KNEW BEFORE AND NOW THEY DO >: /
Me: yep I made sure people know that you wear a collar now do it again
Shade: fine ;-; *doggo whine*
Shade: please help me
Me: yes wearing a collar is cool right Shade
Shade: *scared doggo whine*
Me: heheheh speak up *****
Shade: I'm not a girl though ;-;
Me: I said speak up *****
Shade: *a whole lotta upset barking and whimpering*
Me: good boi
Monty: YOOO THAT MEANS SHADE OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IS ALSO COOL LET'S GO
Ozzy: wouldyou****afishifitwassexy....
Both: what the hell ozzy?
Shade: I was forced to make dog sounds
Me: Say it correctly
Shade: *whimpering*
Me: good Boi!
Shade: can you let go of me now
Me: Say the last part
Shade: do I have to?
Me: yes you do
Shade: Fine... UvU
Ozzy: when boyfriend friday night funk blue balls
Monty: they've developed level 69 brain damage oh no
Me: good Boi *let's go of Shade's collar*
Shade: I'm never saying that again
Ozzy: dude that's balls you cant say that Monty.
Monty: WHERE IS THIS EVEN GOING
Me: I'm the only person that knows what you said shade
Shade: good
Monty: Oh no I heard him. he said uh... uvu or some shit.
Ozzy: MY MENTAL STABILITY IS AT STAKE AND I'M GOING TO FALL OFF THE DEEP END HAHAHAH
Me: Ah yes but you haven't seen the chart
Shade: no don't show them that please
Me: this is the link https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829770693662998538/831591942105726987/Screenshot_2021-04-11_at_3.png
Shade: shit-
*MONTY IS JUST STRAIGHT UP CONFUSED WHILE OZZY IS CRYING ON THE FLOOR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD--*
*Jack appears casually*
Jack: hrm- oh- OH HI- UH-
Ozzy: DAD- DAD- :3
Monty: MOM NO-
Me: come on shade say it~
Shade: oh hell naw
Me: Say it right ****ing now.
Jack: oh dear lord what have you taught my child...
Ozzy: it means "I'm going to **** the shit outta you."
Jack: uh- I'm just... going... to go drink with my bosses...
*Jack slowly starts walking away*
Me: oh help naw your gonna take shade with you whether you like it or not *just grabs Jack*
Shade: why did I wear a collar today out of all days ;-;
Jack: w h y . . . isn't vO the better option? he's gay as hell.
Ozzy: :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
*Ozzy stares directly at you-*
Ozzy: ... : 3
Jack: ozzy, river, s t o p . or I'm locking you in the bloodshed for an hour
Me: hahaha *ties the leash to Jack's wrist* Shade say it
Shade: I give up on life
Me: Say it...
Shade: UvU
Me: *poof*
Jack: mhhhh, I think they forgot I had a sword to cut the leash with.
*Jack pulls out his sword lol-*
Ozzy: p I s S
Jack: well what the ****.
*Forf just wants in on this*
FOrf: Hi werewolf lookin' thing. AND YOOOOO BRO ARE YOU A DOG WALKER NOW??
Jack: I-
Ozzy: yes he is
Jack: I am not a dog walker I am strictly a murderer, soul seller, and someone who gives their blood so they dont have to get ****ed.
Forf: hot.
Jack: shut up you read yaoi way more than you should.
Ozzy: Yaoi is hot
Jack: N o , get out of that habit.
Well I can make some Yaoi right now *he just stared at Juan with a wide smile and his tail wagging* heheheh
Jack: If you do that I'll ****ing hang you
Forf: YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YAOIIIII!!!!
Ozzy: woohoooooo!
*Jack casually takes out a rope and dea-ass stares Shade in the eyes, seriously, and menacingly.*
Jack: DO YOU WANT TO SEE?~
Jack: h m . I'm pretty sure if my boss was here he'd love to see you! too bad he isn't though... hrmm...
Ah well why not bring me to him then :^ I mean you did say you were gonna hang out with your boss
Jack: that was a lie. I was just going to hang out in a tree with a bow n' arrow and try to shoot someone.
Jack: s t o p .
FOrf: dude I wanna bring one of those pip-squeeks here because ths is funny.
Ozzy: YEAH!
Jack: OWO PWP UNU TVT TVT TVT TVT
Forf: ozzy go get the weapons lol
Ozzy: aye-aye lol
*Ozzy ru n s *
Jack: p w p .
Forf: Jack YOU'RE DOING GOOD JUST KEEP BEING YOURSELF
Jack: FORF SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Forf: didn't plan to.
*Forf does finger guns at jack while Jack's flipping both shade and her off- o u t < / 3 *
Jack: n OT AGAIN-
Forf: YESGOBIGBROTHERYOUGOTTHISI'MSOPROUOFYOU
Jack: I'd like to keep the remaining bits of me for the better.
Forf: g A y Y y Y y
No you don't otherwise you wouldn't have tried to go shoot someone with a bow
Your still not gonna make me give up you know and btw I had to bury your deer
Okay good I am safe *Shade wagged his tail still laying on top of Jack*
you
you are very yes
forget about the four eyes and two mouths you are p e r f e c t