Jolteon
by:
Umbreon5605 
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21.11.2018
102 comments
Umbreon5605[OP]
21.11.2018 19:52
LinkName-Jolteon
Status- strait/single
Likes- food/sports/guitar
Dislikes- bugs/chocolate/the color red
Extra- Jolteon is basically just a hard headed Jock whos an old friend of Umbreon, though she likes him he feels nothing toward her (building drama in the future)
Umbreon5605[OP]
21.11.2018 19:52
Link*who's
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Awe!
And shit bro, are these pokehuman things tr e n dss now?? owo
also heyo gill
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Vapreon / Gomez : she stares “
Perry: the
Pachrisu stares”
Lucky / syleveon : hiya mister!
Vapreon: looks at umbreon “ nice clothes
Lucky : nice to meet you ! I’m lucky
Jolteon: huh, name's Jolteon, and this is my bud Umbreon
Umbreon: *looks off to the side, ignoring*
Perry: glares at umbreon and hugs Gomez from behind “ Perry , this is Gomez
Lucky: it’s lovely to meet both of you” she squeaks
Jolteon: nice meeting you too ^^
Umbreon: *looks at parry, giving a cold hard stair back* don't think i can say the same... *flicks tail around*
Jolteon:*awkward chuckle* sorry about her
( yesh laney just yesh
Lucky: she jumps up “ it’s ok , it better than my friend goth she tries to chase me with ghost “ she giggles , her ribbons swaying a bit
Umbreon: i should kill you for saying tha-
Jolteon:*slaps his hand over her mouth* lets not get to picky now 0v0
Umbreon:*angry muffled screeching and squirming
Perry: she raises a brow” she ok ?
Gomez : I’m not sure
Lucky: she smiles” anyways how are you on this fine day
*Falls from the goddamn sky*
"Hello fellow peepers I'm here to ruin everything as per usual."
Jolteon:*he'd blink, a bit startled, he'd crease his eyebrows* eh...what?
Umbreon:?
"I spy a fellow Sylveon? Niiice. Nice, okay cool so hi.
No one here knows me unless you can magically break the fourth wall pleasedon'tdothatthoughifyoucanily
but my names Charlie and to restate what I said earlier,
I'm here to ruin everything.
So how's ya'lls day?"
Lucky: she raises a brow “ but why do you wanna ruin everything “ she throws up her arms” everything is so wonderful!
Perry: I like this person already “ points Charlie
Lucky: cry “ but I like everything the way it is
Jolteon:*he looks off in another direction* well it was going great until you showed up...
Umbreon:*surprised bling*
"Heeeeey nowwww you don't have to be so ruuuude. I'm just a new manager. I walk around asking strangers questions for no apparent reason for tv. No one likes those people."
"And that's why I am here WE'RE LIVE FROM THIS WEIRD PLACE I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF"
*pulls out a fake-ass microphone*
Jolteon:*looks at the mic, looks back at Charlie, verrryyy slllooowwwlllyyy raises an eyebrow*
Umbreon:*looks at Perry* you BEST not be talkin bout me cause i'll break a *****es neck*
"This is for PokeTv aka channel NOT 69 DON'T MAKE THAT JOKE AGAIN CHARLES
but channel 49."
*A blaziken is seen sighing because its probably a disappointed Charles*
*Charlie wink wonks at Jolteon*
"Sorry it's fake we didn't have enough money for a real one because someone wasted it all on candy"
*A tear runs down Charles's eye*
"Also please don't fight kids watch this too.
Well not really but sometimes
No wait the camera isn't even ON.
Goddamnit Charles."
"As long as Charles decides not to eat all the halloween candy then sure."
Umbreon:*cracks knuckles* what did you just ****ing call me you slut?
Jolteon:*swiping through his insta* -3-
Perry: I called you ***** hoe” smiles
Lucky: hey break it up no violence
Umbreon:*punches her in the face, grabs her by the ears and hold her in a headlock* ONE MORE TIME I DON'T THINK I ****ING HEARD YOU CORRECTLY
Jolteon: oh....she's not stopping o-o"
Perry: she slips out by forcefully knocking her arm up and twisting it back , she kicks her in the stomach to get her off and dusts herself offf”
Lucky: gets in between them” no violence !
Umbreon:*growls, tightening her hands into fists*
Jolteon:*glares at Perry for a moment, some electricity flicks around his neck for a brief moment* i think it's time we get going... *picks Umbreon up over his shoulder and begins walking off*
Umbreon:*angry flailing for a moment, she'd eventually give up, patting him on the back* -3-
"Hmph.
She was hot too.
Sad I didn't actually get to ask them questions."
Lucky: nods and slaps Perry yet again “
Perry: ow! I get ok
Lucky : let me slap you a few more time so you learn your lesson v3v
Ariel : a vulpix was getting an icee as well”
Whisper: a alolan form vulpix , she was arguing with a pika “
Umber:*she grabs her large icee after it's paid for, sipping it, it dies her tounge blue*
Jolt: *he gives a sigh* cooled off a bit?
Umber:*nods a yes* -v-
Ariel: she accidentally bumps into jolteon gets red icy all over her and falls”
Jolt:*blinks a bit, grabs her arm before she falls and pulls her up* you alright?
Umber:*too busy slushieing
//here i guess since we changed places ill throw in my emo ass Tsareena because ive only ever drawn and used her once
*Archer walks around nearby*
Jolt:*hands her a few napkins*i can get you another one if you'd like
Umber:*stink eyeing him*
Jolt: a-a-a noooo bad, slush, stick to it
Ariel: she realizes what he meant” nooooo this is my sister’s blouse she’s gonna freeze me for a month!
(awe k bye ;v;)
(he was talking to umber with the stick to the slush thing
( welp she thought of that , whisper is gonna kill the poor bab
Ariel: she runs to the bathroom”
Jolteon;8looking at his phone
Umbreon: *screeches
Jolt:WHAT 0-0
Umber: i gotta brain freeze >o<
Ariel: usaully I just shake my head when that happens , it usaully helps miss
Jolteon: i wouldn't-
Umbreon: I...will NOT be doing that...i can fix it myself *crosses her arms* ....ow ow ow ow ow
Jolteon: don't mind her she's like this to everyone you didn't do anything wrong *he's looking at his phone*
can i just throw my sylveon as a third wheel who sorta hates joltyboy
can i call him joltyboy
i might just spy for now and then throw in sylvy as a joke mainly
but also seriously in her shoes