I woke up today to look at a dog I slipped on a shirt and ran outside Ran into the moon and met aliens We went to the movies and after that I travelled down the road and adopted a cat Then I pondered about the universe And why it exists Im gonna go and live my life Travel back to the 1800s Win some awards and go to space Be a person Ask my friends on the phone How they have been Go and skate to the tundra Play on my console And count bees but I don't think i will be able to Im gonna go change my ways Go climb a mountain And live in a cloud Be a person Go fly a plane Drive a car into hell Wear pants as a shirt Be a person Im gonna go and sing the alphabet Talk about soap to my friends Become a shape Detach my brain Swim in the lake And be a person Ill swim to Africa And when im there Ill wear a shirt from Hawaii Be a person