Spade: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Nightmare will and will not eat. Daydream: Grass? Yes! Spade: Moss? Yes!! Daydream: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Spade: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Daydream: Worms? Sometimes! Spade: Rocks? Usually nah. Daydream: Twigs? Usually! Spade: Alex's cooking? Inconclusive! Shadow: How did you… test this? Spade: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Shadow: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Alex: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Spade: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right Daydream: Looking right because you left Nightmare: Looking up cause you let me down Shadow: Looking down cause you ****ed up Alex: What is wrong with you guys

Spade: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Daydream: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Spade: Three of us saw it, Daydream. How do you explain that? Daydream: *points at Nightmare* Sleep deprivation. *points at Shadow* Paranoia. *points at Alex* Delusional personality disorder.

Spade: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Daydream: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Nightmare: I personally was created in a lab. Shadow: I just straight up spawned lol.

Spade: Have you seen a person named 'Daydream' around here? Nightmare: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. Shadow: It looks fine to me? Nightmare: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Nightmare: Change is inedible. Daydream: Don't you mean inevitable? Nightmare, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Nightmare: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. *Lightning strikes Nightmare* Nightmare: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Daydream: Where are you going? Nightmare: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Pff