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Ireland was walking to like idk the bar or smthn to get hogh quality beer

Ireland passed raines house and decided to go say hi, so he knocked on the door

He listened to raine biting himself and knocked again, louder

'Raine, what the **** did you do?'

'I heard you, you sounded like you were in pain.'

'If you insist... i was just heading to the nar, wanna join? We could catch up i guess.'

He sighed and just waited

He muttered 'knew it...' (holy shit my skin is randimly peeling off)

'You ready?'

'Hey, you can talk you know.'

'Hey, im just tryna be nice here. Things dont have to go this way if you keep this up.'

Surprisingly he did and walked in silence.

'Sorry...'

Again he was silent. He looked a bit mad actually.

He didnt say anything but kept glancing, and started to look concerned

He thought to himself. *odd, something seems very wrong. Everythings off.*

He sped up trying to keep pace

Oh-))

'Dude whats the rush?!' He covered his mouth quickly, running after

He had tears in his eyes. But then he went completely silent.

He ran ahead, leaving Raine behind

He ran into his house which was up ahead and got some sewing stuff.

He looked into the mirror, starting to sew his mouth shut. He didnt want to be annoying anymore.

(Be ****ing ashamed) He had completely sewn his mouth shut, and it was bleeding a lot

He turned around, he had sewn it into a smile. He had written something on a piece of paper. 'Am i good enough now?'

He just stared. And then he just walked by, leaving the place. (Imma be on and off)

He had a paper and pen stuffed in his pocket, and then they saw Estonia

He shrugged

He realuzed... he made the biggest mistake of his life He cant drink beer now

He started to panic a little, he was nothing without beer (f in the chat for ireland)

He pulled the corner of a string out only so he could like stuff food and drink in his mouth

He quickly followed. (Is Raine like possessed rn?)

He looked at the ground.

He walked after, almost getting hit by a car. He wanted to scream at it like usual, but couldnt. Since that was usual, the driver looked at him in shock and his car exploded.

And im back srry))

(I watched an alien woman give birth)

(Officially back)

(I thought we were in Ireland whoops)

Um he had ripped the strings out cause he saw roach dude and saw raine get thanos'd and he was tired of seeing this shit happen

'Asshat, i knew something was terribly wrong. Youve basically just killed my friend!' He was pissed the **** off, it looked kinda funny because of his height but either way he was boutta murder

He stepped back and wiped the still dripping blood from his mouth. 'Dickhead.'

He stayed silent, still pissed the **** off. 'I just wanted to get a damn beer with my friend!'

'When is he coming back, i want to try and stab him with a knife.'

'I dont care if it goes through him. He made me do what i did. Hes the one who made this shit happened, i was just trying to get a damndrink and say hi to my friend, what the ****!'

'Stop. It feels wierd.'

'Well when reich possessed you i was kinda talking as much as i usually do, and he started making you say shit like shut up, and telling me that im too talkative. So i sewed my mouth shut, and then later ripped it out.'

(I wonder why he said that, hmmm)

'Yeah it made me feel like shit. I had come over to see if you wanted to get a drink eith me and ya said yes but it was reich so you kinda turned out to be a botch and here we are!'

(J o ke) 'But hey, whatever.'

'Nah its fine. Ill have a gun or a knife with me next time.'

'Itll be fun to try though.'

'Eh. Its happened before. He shot me once, and then didnt like Japan or someone stab me..? Besides, we all get revived.'

'Ill get the garlic out you vampire.'

'Aaand im gonna go fijnish getting my drink...'

Ireland epically revives rajne

And now he runs to the bar and runs back woth like 10 beers in hos arms, struggling to carry it all. 'It was on the house.'

(Omg i thought dirty He was in your body)

Ireland just watched this, wide eyed like a kid, and had already consumed 4 bottles of the beer

Ireland started laughing his ass off, just realizing what he meant. 'Oh god thats funny.' He had just consumed the 9th beer

In under 2 ****ung minuted

And after drinking the 10th bottle ireland is CLEARLY drunk, because he tries to eat the bottles themsekves

'M hngry, lv me be.' Glass could be heard shattering, and Ireland screeched

(That had Irelands saliva on it ew but ok) He screeched again, his mouth bleeding severely from the inside because he swallowed a piece of ****ing glass

(Wow this has turned to bloody murder)

Russia comes in and gives Ireland a new alcohol one stronger than beer V o d k a Ireland smiles 'owo whats this?'

Ireland kept watching, another bottle in his mouth

And then Ireland falls over '****... whatever russia gave me is ****ing hardcore.'

(Oop)

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Jpin lol