He knows your passwords to all 70 alternative accounts

ᴴᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵖᶦˢˢ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᶦᶠᵉ

*cue the eggman rant or should I say bork rant*

"I've come to make an announcement, ***** ass mother****er is a shadow the hedgehog, he pissed on my ****ing wife, that's right, he took his ****ing quilly dick hedgehog out, and he pissed on my ****ing wife, and he said his big was 'this dick' and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my tweeter.com-"