[Intro] This song, this song is dedicated to the real, ni—, ni—as Ni—, n— My mom said I couldn't say that word I'm sorry I gotta just show you all [Verse] I can't poop I can't poop I can't poop I can't poop I can't poop I can't poop I can't poop I can't poop Poop can't come out of my butt (What?) Poop can't come out my butt (What?) I can't shit, the shit isn't there I can't poop I can't poop I'm tryna shit for hours but nothing can come out, what the **** is going on? Man I really just want to shit, but I can't poop Man I can't poop, poop I just really can't poop I really wanna shit I feel the urge to poop but I can't And I just think I'm too weird to [?] *****, I really need to poop I need to poop I need to poop I need to poop I need to poop You need to poop? No, I need to poop Yes, I need to poop, and I need to poop Do you need to poop? *****, no I, I need to poop, ***** I need to poop, ***** I need to poop, ***** I said that I need to poop, ***** I need to poop Ye

I need to poop Yes, I need to poop Yes, that's a scoop Yea, I'ma pick it up the poop I need to poop I need to poop I need to poop Yes, I need to poop I need to poop I really need to poop I need to poop I need to poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop I really need to poop I need to poop I need to poop I need to poop I really need to poop I need to poop, and I need to poop, and I need to shit, but I need to poop And more importantly, just to bring it up, I really need to poop and shit and stuff, but I just wanna poop really bad (What?) I really wanna take a shit [Outro] ****