yez

ya so hot

no

you’re not a dilf you’re only 12

Im closer to being a dilf than you

I’m like a month older than you, I have a streak of white hair for some weird reason, and I’m hot unlike you

okay well that’s one thing but

you’re a little man

you’re young and shory

*short

no

no have you met my ex girlfriend she was 4’9 and not hot

no but she shows that even the hot short people aren’t hot

yes when you did a face reveal

not compared to me you arent