Okay this was around 6 or 7 so don’t judge me for being abnormally stupid

When I was playing with my brother my mom come home and I immediately took a chip bag, I ended my brothers play then started crushing all the chips inside I said crushing the chips will get you more pieces and will last in a eternity I kept doing the same thing until my parents decided to make a rule that if you crush the chips you will vomit! Then I never even did it again

When I ate every chip in a day basically I throw up, after that I ate a hotdog then it got stuck in my intestines, my mom immediately got the doctor then I chocked the hotdog out then literally threw up, I have to get medicine to stop that day by day until my parents lost budget and all the medication is gone so they decided to stop making me eat medicine

When I was in the mall(novo) with my mom I stole toys I love then put it on her bag, The funny part is THERES NO CAMS- okay I’m with the story, I found my mom then we left,I got away with it, I told my mom THEN INSTANTLY PUT IT BACK-

When I was in novo again I said to my mom get me cotton swabs, I thought cotton swabs were sticks with cotton candy okay don’t blame me- okay then my mom said no, SHE UNDERESTIMATED MY STEALING POWER!? When we were leaving I told my mom I was getting something, I stole the cotton swabs then when I told her AGAIN, she put it back, my mom had good parenting :)