a boulder was scheduled to drop specifically on this spot

office??? also the boulder was supposed to be the size of russia

no, just a boulder, but maybe i'll send the moon next time

the boulder is expected to fall to earth in...503485685483 HOURS?? WHAT

thats like 57 million years

that'll give you time to circle the earth 50 tragidillion times man i shouldn't have slingshotted that boulder so far away from the earth

now all you need to do is move to a place outside of the russia shaped boulder's reach i did not think this plan through very well

patting