pasta
by:
-doctorsunshine- 
672
672
11.01.2022
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PastelButter
11.01.2022 17:00
Linkuwu
-doctorsunshine-[OP]
11.01.2022 17:52
Linki started :sword:
PastelButter
11.01.2022 18:04
LinkDONT STAB ME
-doctorsunshine-[OP]
11.01.2022 18:16
Linkjust injured my wrist wtf bro :sob:
PastelButter
11.01.2022 18:25
LinkYOUR FAULT FOR WANTING TO STAB ME
-doctorsunshine-[OP]
11.01.2022 18:37
LinkSOBBING
PastelButter
11.01.2022 18:47
LinkKARMA
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It was a quiet day at the cabin/shop/whichever you prefer to call it...
eerily so. Navarrii and Taylor were sitting downstairs, Glory watching them with crossed arms. You could hear Raven talking to someone upstairs, plus the occasional cough. But all there was to be heard aside from their muffled chatter was white noise.
- or at least it was until Ezra managed to crash down through what might have been every possible thing he could manage - trees, bushes, stray branches, birds - conveniently landing right by the door. He’s fine, just mildly dazed.
Navarrii snapped her head towards the door. "What was that?"
Taylor did not respond. He had just choked on his coffee.
Glory rolled her eyes, got up, opened the door and just stared at him.
".. Nice landing."
“Thanks. I think I have a concussion. Don’t you die from those? You just insulted a dying man, you horrible- s h i i i t .” He sat up. His joints proceeded to dislocate and relocate as he did so.
✨click✨click✨click✨
She snorted, wings shuffling.
Navarrii poked her head out from the doorway. "..Oh, that's not one of those angels-"
"No, Navarrii, that's one hundred percent a spinning ring of eyes and wings accompanied by two fully armed winged men in masks."
"You don't have to insult me further-" She hissed.
"Does he keep his mouth shut?" Glory side-eyed Navarrii, who narrowed her eyes.
"I dont know! Maybe??"
"Maybe doesn't mean-"
They're now loudly arguing for the millionth time today.
“Oh my bollocks, you’re worse than me and my,” mumble. He yanked his hat down as far as he could over his face.
Glory eventually just.
Stormed off somewhere idk.
Navarrii blinked a few times.
“.. I’ll explain, then-“
".. Enter first- I'll see if you cracked your head open or something-"
“I don’t think I have-“ he poked at the back of his head as he stood. He winced a little but didn’t scream or drop down dead, so that’s good.
She pointed to a chair. Taylor glanced up briefly and went back to looking through the book he had.
Sit on the chair. This feels like getting to class late or being pulled out and coming back in.
She has returned.
“Hard to explain, but in a nutshell we have a 2/3 dead angel prince on our hands and Raven and Glory are trying to convince me to ransom him.”
“...” he squinted at her. Cas isn’t dead. Is he hallucinating? Probably. Most likely dying or something. Great.
Do not pass out on my perfectly good chair.
She’s checking him for wounds.
“Glory said something along the lines of ‘ divine entities from different heavens could enter this reality’s mortal plane freely and my blockers weren’t working and now i need to revise every thing i’ve ever worked for, woe is me!’ or whatever.” Yes, she mimicked her voice for that part.
“… different… heavens?” my eyes are rolling into the back of my skull you can’t stop me from passing out on your chair.
SMH HES ONLY 14
And is also a dumbass and hasn’t noticed you yet
If he doesn’t notice in the next minute I’m going to break his kneecaps.
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If you can’t see the man with purple hair and a big leather trench coat that wasn’t there before, I think you’re just blind.
He walked over but didn’t get too close, he’s himself ok-
“Did you fall, or?” Navarrii pursed her lips and gave Raven a subtle but distinct ‘we’ll talk later’ gesture.
“Got flung up then went down, ‘cos gravity’s a massive twat.” He ignored Navarii.
I want to speak to my child.
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".. Welp, you're fine, and I'm going back upstairs."
There goes Navarrii.
He gave a distracted mumble. He’s definitely paying attention.
As focused as me smh )
He glanced back up.
“‘kinda?’”
Hes a little slow.
He blinked at him again. “I don’t remember what I said so I have no idea what you’re… responding to-“
“Yeah. I’m really good at training werewolves but there’s this one that’s an asshole and it threw me over here, and then I fell through the tree I landed in, cos I wanted to be on the ground. Skills.”
(
maybe get a drink-
or cough syrup-)
“People might write fanfiction about me.”
( bribed her to get me coffee
And I have cough drops in the car weve been going to thrift shops all morning )
He choked on air.
You win-
(
should you be doing that if you might have covid-)
I’m absolutely amazing.
( The nurse in the family went ‘cmon let’s go’ so who knows at this point—
Honestly my throats done this before when it’s cold I might be overreacting idk )
You’re a god.
(maybe-
or your throat might be like ‘lol what if we made it t h i n k she got covid-‘)
I’m the most important, powerful god.
( ‘ lmao wanna bully her again’ )
Indeed.
Blood sacrifice is necessary to appease you,
(‘bro this the best idea we’ve ever had lmao’)
Multiple a day, including newborn babies once a week.
He is fine and not coughing. He casually picked a leaf out of his hair. Ifs fine. Everything is fine.
“I was sparring with Glory and fell in a pile of them like the graceful dancer I am.”
( yES IT DÖ-)
“No. I just like terrorizing you specifically.” He crossed his arms, giving an expression of defiance, but the spark of energy in his eyes said otherwisw.
“You’re asking me?”
Cronan is asleep in Taylor’s lap, occasionally swatting the book in the half angel’s delicate, gloved hands and getting a gentle nudge in the telltale peaceful protest of someone not at all paying attention to their surroundings.
the grammar is wrong :salsa dancer: )
"I can take a cat in a fight."
probably.
(i don’t give two shits it’s nice.)
“Mhm, yeah. Definitely.” eye roll.
fight me then )
“Hey, I’ve probably had better teachers than you think I have-“
I do not give two shits your family was mostly nonexistent in your upbringing
i m closet to you than your twat grandfather smh might as well adopt u at this point 🙄
🙄
He went back to fidgeting with his arm bandages. I give up. You win. But I mustn’t act like you did.
Cronan woke up, realized Ez was existent and came over, sniffing at him. Hello tall friend, I’m still dead-
Ezra did not say ‘awe’, what are you talking about? He simply pet Cronan. (I love you more than practically adopted child, dead child. You are precious.)
( I do not blame him. )
He gave a gargled purr, pressing into it because he’s literally a cat.
(
i’ve just realised most of my oc’s are cat dads-
is this bad-)
Ezra has forgotten everything about dying of a concussion. Cat only.
Yes. Very much so.
Raven briefly moved over to Taylor and picked up one of the books by him. A spellbook that is definitely not either of theirs.
Fine.
He came back and opened it, running a hand over the pages because haha magic words like to hide.