mouce

Are spiders, us, scary? No! Not at all! We just crawl around your bathrooms, stalk you when you shower, lay eggs in the room corner, crawl into your hair, and make cobwebs everywhere in your house which fruitflies get trapped in and dangle for the remainder of their life! We're harmless creatures, can we coexist? The things we do are so cute :3c Yes my hairy legs and sharp pincers and 4 eyes are so cute :3333

I think diarrhea is cuter

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