" I am not made of ink. But alright. "

" I believe it is.. some type of acid? Black goop? I really do not know. But it isn't ink. "

" I don't think you will, but I'd rather you not. "

He would sigh " and.. why do you want to touch my goop??.. "

" ... I'm not.. sure I understand this whole.. 'homie' thing.. you speak of.. Elaborate more on this subject. "

He just stared at you, then sighed " Well alright, i suppose you can.. touch the goop.. "

His eyes widen and he just stares at you, you definitely caught him off guard

" .. everything is fine, do not worry. " He sits down

" it's not harming anyone so I suppose you can.. "

He would start to purr, and relax

" .. why are you looking at me like that. "

" yes.. and? "

His face becomes a bright cyan and he stand up " AALRIGHT! you're done. "

" too many positive emotions coming from you. "

" edge lord mc fun wha huh?- "

" i- I am the PRINCE. of DARKNESS. You reek of positivity, and that.. well.. it isn't the best thing for me.. " He stares at you for a bit then speaks again " Why are you so fixated on petting me anyways? "

" It's different. I'm not sure if I want you to pet me anymore. Calling me.. 'cute'? Pfft. Hilarious. The prince of darkness? Cute?? You have to be crazy. "

He'd sigh and shake his head in disappointment " of course, more mentally ill people to deal with. No offense, or do take offense, that's not my problem,"

" ... what is that supposed to mean- "

" ... oh- OH- THAT- that's what you mean. *ahem* no. "

" n o. "

" i- m.. my tits are attached??- " He seemed very confused by the slang you had used

( DAYMARES IS PRETTY ****ING OLD HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND JACK SHIT LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOO ) " why didn't you just say that then?? "

( BAHAHAHAHSHAHSWJEHWHDSFT LMAOO ) " i- I'm not mad- who said I was mad?- " He was obviously mad, but in denial

" don't use my job against me you hellspawn- what are you even trying to do anyways- "

" I have no clue and that's the concerning part. "

" .. is.. is this what 'homies' do. Im.. I'm so confused. " He had in fact, had never had a friend before, and was very confused.

" I feel like I should be concerned. But alright. "

" Ah, I see. Well uhh.. I ate a black apple, grew tentacles, and killed an entire kingdom and almost killed my own brother. "

" pardon me?- "

" You weren't listening, were you? "

" then what did I say? "

" Uh huh, sure. " He listened a brow and crossed his arms, still awaiting an actual response

He froze complete while trying to process what the hell you were saying " ... i'm.. pretty??? "

He sighs and turns away from you " Yes Yes I heard you very loud and clear. I don't agree with your statement however. "

" who said I never had confidence? I just much rather prefer the term handsome. Suits me much better, dontcha think? " He said with a small smirk, narrowing his eye at you

His tentacles moved around restlessly, hinting that he was annoyed " come again? "

He glares at you

" You know what, I don't have the time.. nor the patience.. for you. I need to go see what the hell my goons are doing. Probably something stupid. "

The tallest one just looks at you and tilts his head, completely silent [Axe] The tiniest of the group, stopped chasing the one with a black and while color pallet and looked at you confused [Blade] The one with a black and white color pallet his behind the tallest one, glaring daggers into the tiny one [Cross] And the other two were playing uno, they were both loosing to eachother [Red, Clay]

" uh- I'm sorry- but who in the HELL- do you think you you are- " Blade spoke, waving his knife at you, he was about to say something else As daymares stepped behind you " we don't have a problem with out new guest, do we boys? " They all shook their head no Me completely forgetting about Glitch like Yeah he's just chilling using his strings like a hammock and napping

Blade just would glare at you " boys, cmon, introduce yourself to the kind man. " Blade sighed " ..I'm blade.. " he muttered bitterly " Cross. " " .. Axe.. " the tallest one spoke, his voice was low and gruff, along with a very heavy russian accent " Red, HA- UNO!- " red exclaimed " I am Clay- and fucck you Red. " " and the one up there is Glitch, " he began as he pointed up to the napping man, " that's the one with the haphephobia I was talking about earlier. "

Clay and red continued to play uno, not very interested in whatever you had to say Axe would tilt his head at you, and stand up(on all fours) and walk to you, sniffing you, similar to a dog meeting a new person Blade then saw cross, and went back to chasing him.

" Ah, don't mind Axe. He's just.. uh.. he's a bit.. different. " daymares said calmly, earning a glare from axe, along with something muttered from the tall.. man thing. It wasn't English, probably Russian. " watch your mouth. " Axe huffed, and lays down by your feet

" I didn't mean it in a bad way- " daymares said chuckling awkwardly Axe nodded, he was fine with it, otherwise he probably wouldn't be this close

Axe leans into your touch, beginning to purr softly Daymares just sighed, " have fun with Axe, he's like a puppy... if he isnt hungry at least.. " he shuddered a bit at the last part, then grabbed both blade and cross with his tentacles " both of you running around is giving me a headache. So stop. "

" he's a cannibal, so if you have the stuff to feed him, go ahead. And uh.. its hell. But it's my hell so.. can't complain, I dunno where'd I'd be or what'd I'd be doing without these idiots. " Axe continued to purr, perking up at the mention of food, but absolutely loving the attention he was getting

Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at you in disbelief, except for glitch, he was still sleeping. Axe sniffed the hand and then downed it pretty much instantly, purring louder, axe now loves you, you have passed the axe vibe check

" YOU JUST RIPPED YOUR FOCKIN HAND OFF?????? " red exclaimed, still not believing his ****ing eyes Daymares just kinda stood there, glaring at everyone and they went back to what they were doing, still afraid And axe had not a care in the world, he was given food

Everyone in the room was confused, except for daymares, who seemed to have started to zone out, and axe, who was enjoying all the attention he was getting, purring up a storm

" ah- sorry- hell, I need to go get a coffee. Watch them while I'm gone. " And with that, daymares just left And here comes glitch, falling off the hammock he had made, and hiting the ground with a loud thump! Everyone laughed at this, and glitch just rubbed his head angrily " F-fØckĮn oOOWW. " he spoke, his words were.. rather glitchy to say the least.

"yəes,. Yəs. Į ªm økay. ªll fıne həre. "

" ... øøkªyy?? Sųrə. "

Glitch just stares at you, blinking every once and awhile " ... cøol. " Axe sat up, begging for the hand, cause he's always a hungry boy

Axe would eat the hand happily, headbutting you like a cat would. Glitch just yawned and stood up, he had a nice nap.

" is that for me? "

" Why thank you. " He softly smiled at you and carefully took the cookie out of your hands

" Oh wow.. an.. ugly looking human. See? Isn't very nice. And I'm not made of ink. "

" 'goop twins'? Hm.. sounds interesting. "

" Yes, finally someone gets it, not all black substances is ink. Thank you for being a smart one. "

" I belive I am made out of some sort of acid, or jut some unidentifiable black goop. I am actually unsure but it's one of those. "

" I cannot shapeshift, I still have an actual human-ish body under this goop, it would hurt, however!! I can morph my tentacles into different shapes, I can make them sharp as hell, dull, etcetera etcetera. "

" I suppose it is, but that's pretty much the only thing you can consider 'shape-shifting', cause my tentacles are the only thing that doesn't have a living body inside it. "