What do a ***** and Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What's the difference between a joke and five dicks? Your mother can't take a joke.

School reminds me of a *****. Its long and hard

Do u know the similarity between a ***** and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it

What does a pen call its island? *****land

Okay

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle; he's a real dick!

Where does the ***** get his workout outfit? At Dick’s Sporting Goods.

My friends ***** was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told him to take it out.

What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked

Okay lol

Tankman would be proud of me

Life is like a *****... Often hard for no reason!

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week. She killed a cockroach today, so I have some bad news for her.

I tried, but I just couldn’t solve the riddle about the dick… It was too hard.

Husband: I bet you can’t say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest ***** out of all your friends

What do you get when you cross a ***** with a potato? A dictator

What’s the difference between a ***** and a gold ball? A ***** always goes in the hole.

You wanna hear a joke about my friends *****? Don’t worry it won't be to long

Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the *****!

Lol What’s the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children? My friends *****.

Aww You deserve a cat joke now What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone!