i cant beleive people dont poop like this

Slow down there buckaroo This is how I like to take a doodoo Step 1: Enter the Bathroom Step 2: Lift the toilet seat up Step 3: GET YO FRIKEN A** ON THAT TOILET Step 4: Make a Huge Turd Step 5: Feel ashamed the Turd wasn't large enough Step 6: Think 'Why was my Turd not large enough? Am I doing something wrong?' Step 7: Welp, time to wipe! Step 8: You wipe your butt particles off, basically any bad vibes Step 9: Wash those hands! Step 10: Leave the bathroom, happy you made a good choice. Step 11: Die Step 12: Repeat Yeah, It's a lot of steps but you get used to it after a few years