I like ya cut g SLAP*

I am the CEO of social credit scores *lowers alice's SC score* UnU

no slapping social credit CEOs in the halls D tension for u baldi slapping his ruler intensifies*

if i lower ur social credit score to 100 santa will break ur crayons if i add social credit to ur score u get +1 santa present

*when anti hacker mode* UwU

ur crayons shall meet their fate if you lose any more S.C

when getting a hold of ur crayons* shoves em inbetween ur moldy toes*

you guys are just lucky... MY CLASS GOES HARdCORE WITH THE ROASTS ONE OF THEM EVEN SAId TO THE SCHOOL BULLY "Maybe you show grow a brain, Oh right, Your own mother said you didn't have one." AN I WAS LITERALLY LIKE OHHHHHHHHHHHH

here is one if u know dom torreto dude u so ugly even dom torreto didnt think you were family

this was the school bully after he hears the roast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzRYBzP_aFA&t=0s skip to 0:33

dude ur so ugly when u look in the mirror ur reflection runs away dude ur so ugly santa goes ho ho HOLY S-

THOSE are roasts

Bro this is a roast. tik tok boys be wearing a cap backwards while trash talking people with caps on with too much make up BOI TAKE YO HAT OFF LET ME SEE THAT HAIR LINE

let me check smth deep rn

girl:Ah, this is the moment. boy: will you ever leave me alone? girl: nah boy: do you love me? girl: Of course! boy: have you ever cheated on me? Girl: no, of course not! Boy: Do you want to kiss me? Girl: Everytime i get the chance! Boy: Would you ever hit me? girl: Why are you even asking me this?! no! boy: can i trust you? Girl: Yes Boy: Darling Girl: Gasp, no... Boy: Will you marry me? Now read it backwards

this is pretty deep ngl

you're lips won't touch when you say touch. neither will they seperate if you say seperate.

your lips touch when you say lip. your lips will touch when you say pil. add an extra l to pil. YOU'RE GOING INSANE Y O U ' R E G O I N G I N S A N E ... ..? Who am i?

anxiety killed the abomination

anxiety caused the abomination

pills slowed your heartbeat

tombs filled your mind

gunshots everywhere chainsaws swords blood murder i am a M u r d e r e r .