u know what keep them

...I hope you ment that we a joke

Wtf is wrong with you? It's not like your art is better

why don’t u say that to ur mama egg face

1..egg face? 2. What mom????

ohhh sorry is ur mom dead? oh too bad then u won’t have to go cry to her when im finished with u

Oi, Peachii. Leave them be. Toe-gremlin, Stop feeding the flames.

So, your threating me.. Well I have nothing to live for so have fun

toe gremlin more like toe sucking gremlin

Yup

Wow this is kinda getting funny

Sucking those nuts be like

mmm yes I’m gremlin and I suck my moms toes mmmmm

How old are you? 5? cuz Your insults are on point ??

Shadow Your talented, and your not overated Your art style is beautiful and really hard to draw

How old are u 5 cause ur art looks like a poor lonely donkey got crippled during an earthquake whilst being anally rammed by a big fat Ukrainian whilst trying to draw

Yall just calm like tf. Have some weed, m8. (hahaha- weed jokes. i'm not funny)

Kat you are not overrated?? You have attention because we love your art and you’re a beautiful amazing person. Nothing can change that I don’t think Kat has ever done anything to antagonize you. Please leave her alone?? If you have a problem don’t comment insults when this is a vent?? Leave her alone.

Have some sex u right winged Nazi

Actually, it was a worm who drew it, can't you tell? My drawings are so bad, they were drawn by worms. And they don't have hands. M

I’m trying to be calm Please leave Kat alone. I’m sure you have better things to do. Leave her alone.

I'm sorry shadow, I just like roasting myself while another person, but I'll stop

ur so funny small 2yo white girl who pretends to be a boy

where is the popcorn? I wanna know.

@Peachllscar 'Big fat Ukrainian' I feel like you're now just being racist and you've had no sympathy when T-G-R may of lost their mom. ***** you're ****ing heartless

Also, I'm not 5. I'm 6 months old

Yall chill. Ya'll shouldn't be gettin mad over a simple insult over the internet.

i ate your nan

I'm not mad, I'm actually laughing on the inside.

Hello, this is the only time that I'll be calm during an argument. ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ So uh Peachii i understand that you might think something of Kat, or ShadowEyes, but you dont necessarily have to be rude about it. Maybe you'd like to have a more civil conversation? Like Kat said, we can agree to disagree? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

This is true comedy right here

u-um plz stop whats happening :<..

1. I am a boy. 2. Nan? 3. I'm not white

If you don’t have anything of value to say please leave!!! Relax, breathe in, breathe out and leave Kat alone. Thank you.

my nan is happening

oh ummmmm my nan passed awahy

oof i wanna see this

Wtf is a nan?

away*

you’re dad lesbian xD

Guys... Just stop plox

Actually if my dad was a lesbian my life would be easier

A nan is a grandma I think Also why r we talking bout nans now?

No its you're mom is GAY get it right

peachii coming home with the goos shit again i see go get them 7 year olds girrl

good*

no its your privilege is white get it right

im 2% irish so I’m technically a person of colour

oh, sorry. i forgot about that part :)

The hell is happening

also, I'm also irish so. *insert a thumbs up here... i guess?*

me too but this is funny

im birthing the universe

am i the father?

no, the fat ukranian guy is

;p

Wait wait wait... what

? 100% not an offensive joke

For once there is not in my life. I love this. Also I'll stop if peach will

@shadoweyes i get it

how is ‘fat ukranian’ offensive its like saying fat white guy are u like, 2% string bean

...your not making anyone anger. Your not being funny. No one likes you. So stop.

No, I'm 99% banana

good point. Make me a more stringy-er bean

*pokemon battle music in the background*

@shadoweyes no i think were just joking now. @TGR nah i'm kinda becoming fond of peachii :/

I’m poc how could I be racist smh

no eat dick

Peachiiscar, please stop, just remember this is a REAL person you're talking to, how would you feel if someone said this stuff to you

Are you trying to get an argument from me? Hah I only argue over how long it takes to cook spagoot

slow clap machine status: On

*Pulls out Blue eyes white dragon* Men't Yesn't

뚱뚱한 개

This is ****ing hilarious

popcorn.gif

Wait we're plying Uno? I thought it was Yugio

You know what. I feel like I should stop this.... But..I don't want to. I hope it never ends

u yellow toothed fatty little ratty little skinnie white ass crack ass cocaine lookin druggie eyes rape eyes fattie got raped by 90yo Spanish guy with hairy armpits little rat skank manky little lookin ass

AK, gimmie some of yo popcorn

Can we play Sanic Manyaa instead?

Fat dog??? Thats... That's not any insult

tu madre es puta

Skinny hahahahaha, have you seen my fat ass????

WHERE IS THE POPCORN HOLY SHOOT THIS IS ????

TGR, I saw you pull out ur google translate there, I’m watchin u thru ur little window u ho

I don't have a window. I'm in my garage

IM GONNA MAKE THIS INTO A ****ING MOVIE

Exposed

@KTW PLS DO

I did the same thing!!!! Screenshots

I feel like at this point everyone’s just saying “lol this is so funny I’m actually laughing so hard” skinny ass

1. This is hilarious, have you seen what you said?! 2. Thanks, but I'm fat.

true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

lol this is so funny I’m actually laughing so hard

this is funny

Yeah TGR, I was definitely talking to you.

lol guys, im so funny XD wanna go make an animation meme owo?

@shadoweyes oh we will win an oscar.

o///o yes pls..

do u want some bonjela for that sore

-ass personality

Yes, I would thank you

yay more shit drama

Hey lemme join i want profit Gimmie

But I actually have a stinky ass personality get it straight

yall’n’msk’who’nt’kah’oodle are actual dumb

who sells popcorn?

can i be in the movie

I know, that's why I keep getting f's on my report card

I how i love drama

Whats the title of the movie

Yo this is getting as heated as the popcorn in my popcorn maker!

OH OH CAN I HAVE SOME

the movie is called Drama the movie: its peachii

I feel like y’all are niggas whoumq’th’std’yoodle save memery onto thou’mg’heehoo phone’eth and repostm’d on thou iFunny / 9gag withest watermark’skdeet

This is the new best reality tv show

sorry but im sans

Say aye for Hilarious drama that took all the Oxygen and Carbon dioxide out of my respiratory system and almost made me die from laughter Aye

Yeah same @peachy

Can I get in on this dexter?

Give it a whirl girl

hi kattt

sure

Yay ok wait who started it first ?

This is the best comedy, I can’t breath I’m laughing so hard

Peachy but you should read it from the begging

CB on the beat Only wear designer, esskeetit… Ooh, Lil Pump Yeah, yeah, oh brr Yeah, ooh Yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!) Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (ooh!) Runnin’ up a check with no limit (yuh!) Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X Poppin’ on X, pills (yuh, X) Got a new car, got a new ***** (ooh), yeah And I got a new deal (ooh!) Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh!) Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin’ up a check with no limit (ooh!) Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X Poppin’ on X, pills (poppin’ on X) Got a new car, got a new ***** And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)

Pull into the crib like “what up, *****!” (ooh) Got a penthouse sittin’ on my wrist (brrt) And my grandma sippin’ on Activis (Act’) Got a lot of ice, and I’m cold as shit And these *****es love to talk a lot (ooh) Pull out the Porsche out the car garage (brrt) And I never had a job (nah) I’m high as ****, took a trip to Mars (goddamn) Ice on ice on ice (ice), took a private jet to Dubai (ooh) *****, you better buy your own flight Bust down smackin’, no light (yeah) And she show titties on Skype (yeah) Smoke quarter pounds to the face, esskeetit Everything that you done did, I done did it Pockets on swole, like it’s 24 Fitness (yeah) 800 bands just layin’ in the kitchen (goddamn)

Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!) Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (yeah, ooh!) Runnin’ up a check with no limit (yuh!) Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X (brrt) Poppin’ on X, pills (yuh, X) Got a new car, got a new ***** (ooh, yeah, brrt) And I got a new deal (ooh!) Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh!) Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin’ up a check with no limit (ooh!) Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X Poppin’ on X, pills (poppin’ on X) Got a new car, got a new ***** And I got a new deal (yuh)

thats pretty hot

??????

Pinkie ring froze, pinkie ring froze Pinkie ring covered in gold (ooh) Too much diamonds on my neck, think I might choke (yuh) Had a threesome with your *****, with my eyes closed (damn) Tell my side ho bring it through the back door, oh! I got eighty-thousand in my envelope (ooh) I just got a “Gucci Gang” medal, though (yeah) Damn, I got some homies that went federal (uh) Look at my two-tone Patek, I smash a ho then forget I got a fridge on my neck (yeah) I’m smokin’ gas on a jet (uh) Ooh, I just love to flex (yeah) Blew out two million that Tootsie’s (ooh) I made your auntie a groupie (yeah) And you know my life a movie (uh, ooh) I got sticks like Call of Duty (ooh, yeah) Only wear designer, esskeetit (ooh!) Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (yeah, ooh!) Runnin’ up a check with no limit (yuh!) Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X (brrt) Poppin’ on X, pills (yuh, X) Got a new car, got a new ***** (ooh, yeah, brrt) And I

lol this is so funny I’m actually laughing so hard

Ooh, only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Hoppin’ out the Wraith, esskeetit (ooh) Smashin’ on your *****, esskeetit (esskeetit!) Runnin’ up a check with no limit (ooh) Poppin’ on X, poppin’ on X Poppin’ on X, pills (poppin’ on X) Got a new car, got a new ***** And I got a new deal (brrt)

Same

What song is this.

the movie has come out

I don't even know

"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together One each end and steady as we go." Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea and "Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie." Up comes Charlie from the floor below After strainin', heavin' and complainin' We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles And the things wot held the candles But it did no good, well I never thought it would

/Leaves to eat food/ /Comes back to the best thing ever/

"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off Need more space to shift the so-and-so." Had bad twinges taking off the hinges And it got us nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea and "Right," said Fred, "Have to take the wall down That there wall is gonna have to go." Took the wall down, even with it all down We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred I got a sort of feelin' If we remove the ceiling With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through." "All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder With his crowbar gave a mighty blow Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea And then we went home

The movie is ?????

(I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it Standing on the landing, that's all You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty.")

Everyone is ignoring you peachy

ok I get it but like where are you copying and pasting those lyrics from

Wow, if everyone’s ignoring me then how did this conversation stem from me

I’m saying the lyrics, why are you wasting your time if no one reads the lyrics?

why are you wasting time here if you’re so bothered You’re clearly not loling as hard as you say you are

eskeetit

To be or not to be; that is the question.

****OFFEETIT

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..

uwu

peachii,F U C K O F F

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them. To die, to sleep— no more— and by a sleep to say we end the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.

‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

iwi

*Tumbleweed*

To die, to sleep-- To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life.

Whhshshdbdhehebdcyfbehsjdgryeienfjd Yeah I can talk gibberish too *****

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of?

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprise of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now, The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered.

you only have ONE DRAWING AND ITS NOT EVEN GOOD **** YOURSELF

But.. I am. And I'm not bothered

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

you know what,thats rude i don't wanna be like you

XDXdX$ that was $less

but i will if i have to

Did you seriously just post the bee movie prologue after a piece of famous literature u hoe

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

If it's famous why have i not heard it before?

honestly peachii you are so ****ing STUPID

The princess is dead

Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - Somebody once t

she's not the fake one,you are

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

shut up

not you,peachii

"Ooming" oh my ****ing god this makes it even better

Who's fake?

Why you mad?

peachiiscar more like peachiisstupid

Also you haven’t heard it before because you haven’t had a proper education and teaching in English literature, rip your future

Who's mad?

oceaneyes and boi boi boi seem to be pretty mad

What future? We can all did any minute

Peachii you are a straight up retard

Exterior shot of Johnny’s car pulling up outside his house Johnny enters the living room Johnny: Hi babe! I have something for you. Lisa: What is it? Johnny: Just a little something. He playfully hides the package, then presents it to Lisa. She opens it to find a red dress. Lisa: Johnny, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now? Johnny: Sure, it’s yours. Lisa: Wait right here. (she grabs Johnny’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now. Johnny sits down. Cut to Lisa reemerging from the stairs in the red dress. Johnny: Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa. Lisa: Isn’t it fabulous?

ok im just gonna stop it here I would copy and paste the whole bee movie script but im not an asshole

Enter Denny Denny: Oh hey, guys. Johnny: Oh hi, Denny. Denny: Wow! Look at you! Lisa: It’s from Johnny. Johnny: Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Denny: How much was it? Lisa: Denny, don’t ask a question like that! Johnny: Nice to see you, Denny. I’m going to take a nap. Denny: Can I go upstairs too? Johnny: Ha-ha! Lisa: Denny, I think I’m gonna join him. Johnny: A-ha-ha. They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly Lisa: I’ve got some candles upstairs.

i love this omg

Holy shit Can Y'all tone it the **** down? cause y'all are attacking each other with playground comebacks and insults. now I'm out folks.

Johnny: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready. Lisa: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me. Johnny: Oh, yeahhh. Denny takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs. In the bedroom, Johnny and Lisa start a pillow fight. Johnny: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch! Denny joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs. Denny: No, stop! Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do? Denny: I just like to watch you guys. Lisa: Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy! Johnny: Denny, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha. Denny: I get it. You guys want to be alone. Johnny: That’s the idea! Denny: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds! Johnny: Bye, Denny. Lisa: Bye, Denny.

Oh my God stop you’re so annoying peachiistupid

Denny exits, and a three-minute love scene commences, scored to terrible R&B. There’s a lot of water and rose petals and naked boobs. Johnny ****s Lisa’s belly button. Afterwards they lie awkwardly in bed together, and Lisa seems bored with Johnny as he sleeps. The alarm clock goes off at :28. Johnny gets up, smells a rose, and bares his ass to the camera. He emerges from the bathroom dressed for work and greets Lisa. Johnny: Did you like last night? Lisa: Yes I did. Johnny: Ha-ha-ha. Lisa: Can I get you anything? Johnny: Unh-unh. I have to go now. Lisa: Okay, bye. Johnny: Bye. Johnny exits. Cut to an exterior daytime shot of the house, then to the living room. Lisa answers the door, and Claudette enters. Lisa: Hi mom, how are you? Claudette: I’m fine, how are you? Hmmm? Okay, let’s go to the couch, and we will sit down. Now, what’s happening with you? Hmmm? Lisa: Nothing much. Do you want some coffee? Claudette: What’s wrong? Tell me. Lisa: I’m not feeling good today. Claudette:

Claudette: Well, why not? Lisa: I don’t love him anymore. Claudette: Why don’t you love him anymore? Tell me. Lisa: He’s so boring. Claudette: You’ve known him for over five years. You’re engaged. You said you loved him. He supports you, he provides for you, and darling, you can’t support yourself. He’s a wonderful man, and he loves you very much. And his position is very secure. And he told me he plans to buy you a house. Lisa: That’s why he’s so boring! Claudette: Well, what are you going to do? Lisa: I don’t know. I don’t mind living with him. Claudette: Well, you can’t do that. Have you talked to him about it? Lisa: No. I don’t know what to do. Claudette: Well, he’s a wonderful person. And he’s getting a promotion very soon. Now he bought you a car, he bought you a ring, clothes, whatever you wanted, and now you want to dump him. That’s not right. I’ve always thought of him as my son-in-law. You should marry Johnny, he would be good for you. Lisa: I guess you

peachii,stop,you don't deserve ANYTHING,how old are you,2?no,thats insulting...to my BROTHER

Lisa: (sarcastically) Thanks, mom. The same room, later in the day. Lisa picks up the phone and Mark answers on the other end. Mark: Hello? Lisa: Hey baby, how are you doing? Mark: Oh hey, how you doing? Yeah, I’m very busy, what’s going on? Lisa: I just finished talking to my mom. She gave me this big lecture about Johnny. Mark: Look, we’ll talk about it later. I told you, I’m very busy. Lisa: We’ll talk about it now! Whenever you say we’ll talk about it later, we never do. I can’t wait till later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway. Mark: Okay. Alright, what do you want to talk about? Lisa: She’s a stupid *****. She wants to control my life. I’m not going to put up with that. I’m going to do what I want to do, and that’s it. What do you think I should do? Mark: I mean, why do you ask me? You know, you’ve been very happy with Johnny. What do you want me to say? I mean, you should enjoy your life. What’s the problem? Lisa: Maybe, you’re right. Can I see you

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok guys this has like 247 comments holy shit cALM DOWN

you too susan

and I’ll see you after this commercial break

S H U T T H E F U C K U P

whoop looks like our commercial break is over

It’s okay little Charlie, we understand that you have raging autism. No need to be obvious. It’s okay.

So, how are you ****boiboiboi?

-cough- -yeet peachii outta here-

***** how old are you 92? Is that why your comments are so bad Wait let me rephrase that “is that why your comments are so stupid”

G O A W A Y

We get it ****boiboiboi, just try control your raging autism.

#dangmattsmith—get that outta here—

Are you trash because I’d love to take you out ;o

*peachy walks in the door "Now entering the narcissistic peach!!!"

number 1,shut up number two,your probably like,12,13,so,*****,shut up and 3,no, i don't have autism,I'm just sticking up for a friend that deserve a lot more than you

O peachy is making moves on boiboiboi. Peachy has a crush!!!

so go **** off

I, too, eat babies.

afk for a moment ill be back...

Shhhh

Peachy you need to stoop like I know you won’t listen but dude cmon

I, too, am a very mentally troubled youth.

Wait who hear that is in this conversation is a female?

GEEEET THAAT OUTTTA ERE! - dangmattsmith

You know dangMattSmith too

Everyone in this conversation go look at peachii’s profile picture zoom in on her fingers like boi why your fingers looking like dicks

Hard to say when you don’t even have the balls to draw fingers, Sarada.

I don’t have balls I’m a girl...........

It’s a saying. If you don’t know that it’s a saying you’re clearly either foreign or retarded.

It’s a ****ing joke *****

So was me saying you don’t have the balls. Calm down, Sandra Urethra.

It’s Sarada Uchiha get it right u retard

That, too, was a joke.

And you said it was a saying not a joke

I’m done. Wasting my time talking to U

Here comes more three year old talk.

Have fun coming back 2 seconds later

Oh wow, she didn’t. What a relief, roflcopter.

x d

shut up *****,and if you fingers look like dicks then suck on them hoe

I just got here but hdjshfkdhskdjdsjkfhksjfkj

Please leave shadow eyes alone.

Awww ;o; Well one day she better be wrong >:(((

oh I A M

Can I tag along?

tag your it

are we good?