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TomTord rp lemme type 1st
by:
Verdensherredomme 
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19.04.2018
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Undertale15
19.04.2018 01:16
LinkPls may I be tom
Verdensherredomme[OP]
19.04.2018 01:16
Linksure
RULES:
Come on y'all no 18+
They are allowed to have a torm child
No Smut.
No Lemons.
You know the drill
First one to comment the charcter they want gets in
Tord- ME
Tom-
Edd-
Matt-
(Torm-)
NO OC's
he is a little child and he is very much kinder than his parents, he is an edd really
k)
Tord: I hit a dresser. ah god.
((okay so is this version, or my head cannons Tord lives in the livng room of matts aparrtment, bc no one else trust him enough.. yet~ he is- XD- also a nervous wreck once he got fired from the red army from 'failing' world domination, they said he was soft, but he tries to beg to differ nowadays))
Tord: My head...
((also in certain things he will try to do will or can get him hurt, like if he hits his robot arm to hard he passes out bc his circuts run through all around his upper body, so don't spill any water on him >:3))
(sunset lookie what i found XD))
Tord: Ah i depends on what they're about...
*he smirks weirdly to self*
((we can't have torm yet kitten, we gt wait till love blossoms from the two XD)
((yes, yes i do admit))
Tord: I don't do that anymore. Not sure about matt doing that though..
Tord: Sure edward.
((also he does that. if he feel weird. he calls them by their full names, or he just bored)
(agreed, and okai, and kit by love. i mean tord is gonna freaking science-y make torm. XD with like. machines. and science)
Tord: I'm hungry
((I know.... I just have never been called kit before, and it was kinda... weird? Idk......))
(XD i call people nicknames sorry if you felt weird, and okay then. and hey sunset! our first conversation >)
Tord: sigh..
((It wasn't a bad weird, more like a cute weird? Its not like I mind.))
((oh okai X3))
Tord: MATT CONTEST! HOW MANY PING PONGS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?!!
Tord: WHO EVER WINS GETS TO EAT THE OTHERS BACON! I WILL NOT LOSE! *throws a ton of ping pong balls in front of them*
Me: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO THIS COULD NOT BE HAPPENING, I HAD JUST REPACHED OUR FRIENDSHIP OH NO, MAYBE I COOULD BUY ANOTHER ONE, NO SHE'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Tord: DRITT. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THOMAS.
*hands edd $4 short of 50)
AND VHATEVER.
*crosses arms*
Tord: OH PSH.
*walks out of apartment and slams door shut behind him and walks down to 7- eleven*
Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP HEY TORD DO YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD PICTURE VIXIA PULLED OUT
Tord: EDWarD StOP.
I don't really know, even if I was no one likes me so PSH.
(("even if i WAS" tord watch what you say they gonna catch onn))
Me:Soooooo hehe funny storie, i lost the picture of that when i was at the place u found her and that picture holds half of her soul and the only thing she has that belongs to ''him'' and if i dont get it back, she's going to turn into a....''Demonic Monster Fox'' that kills everyone hehe so yea^–^'
Tord: I don't know. Why would you care jehovahs wittness?
(Uhm... cough, read da rules please, NOT TO BE RUDE, but you know ^^')
Tord: *Blushes and slips undereath and pushes himself away from tom and falls on his butt*
Tord: *still dazed*
*5 seconds past* KINDERGARDEN?!!
(omg sunset lmfao)
Tord: KINDERGARDEN?!!
(XD why can't tord wrap this around his head?)
Me: Please has anybody seen it, its really important......*just someone say found it*, I'll put a picture of it next week
Tord: Jeg har elsket deg siden vi første gang, men jeg har aldri tenkt at du liker meg tilbake, det er fantastisk!
(oof edd evil
and captain, please read the rules, i want only cannon characters, i don't mean to be rude, but please ^^')
Tord: VHAT! CHILD?!!
(also i have children ideas for eddmatt
melody and eddie
torm and eddie are past tom and tord, they fight and HATe each other with passion, melody is smart, very, but a little forgetful and looks a little like matilda)
(?)
Tord: *throws the backpack off* NO! StOP! STOP IT! I AM NOT HERE TO BE PUSHED AROUND! AND I HATE TOM!!
(yup)
(AND TORM IS NOT HERE YET AAA TORD HAS TO MAKE HIM WITH SCIENNECCEE FOR TOM NOT YET AAA) Cough
Tord: *runs back off to apartment*
((holy sheets)
Tord: Ah.. god. Come on.
*wires stick out from edd pulling to hard and tugging on the arm*
https://www.google.com/search?q=torm+child+eddsworld&rlz=1CALEAO_enUS778US778&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=eCpLA00A25-ktM%253A%252CiZEVBmNc43UdvM%252C_&usg=__bFZkR40A7VpuIvws5MnBevPIXF0%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwij987pocXaAhWr24MKHcxUBwsQ9QEIKDAA&biw=1318&bih=669&safe=active&ssui=on#imgdii=ScvO_3bT4d4ROM:&imgrc=Op0oll9uiBnEfM:
Tom: let me die
Tord: *slides over too tom* Vhat the heck man? You're lucky I gave you that vest your fine, sit up.
*takes stab gun vest off him*
Tom: I stabbed through it but who cares isn't this what you wanted tord, will you finally be satisfied
Tord: Stop hurting yourself. It's not thomas. (i-i love you just shut up and come here)
( sorry I'm reading this fanf ic and it made me depressed so my rp is depressing
Tom: fine, only cause...
kk it fine
Tord: *he leads him into small room in which a small child stands*
This.. is expeariment 5248 or as I call it 'Torm'.
Tord: Well I used both of our blood to create him, so i just fused our names together
Vixia: hey tord, you do relize that i knew that C.M lost my picture the whole time
(by rules i meant i want only cannon characters not ocs please)
Tord: ...yes?
Vixia:AHAHAHAHAJHA MG IM WATCHING THE FAULT IN OUR STARS AND I LOVE THE PART WHEN THE BEST FRIEND OF THE GUY WAS WREACKING THE TROPHIES XD
also sure i'll tell her to make an account, plus i ment my sister is using the oc charecter and she wont tell the real name
(kk thanks ^v^))
Tord: He doesn't talk much, he is quite shy..
hehe oops we got a problem, turns out she CANT make an account because she cant remember her password
CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE I THINK WE MADE OR BROKE THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST COMMENTS ON A SINGLE POST
(torm!)
Tord: y-yeah sure. (Hey buddy some on out it's okay!)
Tord: And of course the one thing I didn't want. Monster Dna. Torm come on out! You're hungry lets eat sport!
Tord: That's right come'ere.
*picks up torm and walks off like it was actually his child at the moment*
oh.....well sh*t, also could you please stop calling me captain, it flatters me and makes me feel like im the boss of all of you and i dont like being a boss that much so start calling me by my name before captain, Mangle...*i like mangle name*
(sure)
Tord: *turns around and covers torm's ears* Why are you yelling at me?! I did nothing!
Tord: ugh. *uncovers his ears* You must be cold lets get you a sweater
hey guys what happens if i accedentaly swallowed a dime and went through a metal detecter in the airport, what would happen?
(idk)
Tord: *after a little while of rumaging through tom and tord's drawers he pulled out two small sweaters and swewed together*
here!
*he slipped it on torm and smiled* cute!
by the way does that mean i cant use vixia for roleplays like this :C
Vixia: *runs through halway like ang from avatar the last airbender* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay but how do i delete my animation ''Eddsworld vixia'' because that was going to be my person for making eddsworld animation memes videos
(you can't delete animations, and im not saying you can't use her, im just saying please be a cannon character for just THIS rp)
Tord: ....*tiggered*
i know but i just really want her to have a moment to shine, also SORRY LOW BATTERY
Tord: u-uhm.. nono! Here! come down!
*he holds out his hands to get torm, but torm then notcies the robot arm*
Tord: *backs away for some reason mortified* h-he has your memories too...
Tord: If he does then... h-he... no... sigh.
*he looks up with a stern face*
Torm. Stop. Right now.
Torm: listens and calms returning to his cute little kid form" m- mom.
Eddie: oh yeah haha.
(forgot to say torm is alergic to cats :')
Tord: NONOONON! OFF RINGO OFF!!
Eddie: Ah. you guys suck.
(not eddie mwhaha)
Tord: GET OFF OF HIM CAT!!
*picks up ringo and tosses him*
((holy sheets edd gonna be mad))
Torm: falls to the ground and curls up into a ball , the monster in him slowly showing "
ringo:*goes deeper under bed sees dayold dust coverd cat nibble* mew?
Torm: whimpers scurrying to a dark corner , he now has a monster tail"
Tord: No Edd, don't got it, she could KILL my son.
((dude you just said son XD))
Torm: starts to calm down and turn to normal , he snuggles against tord"( in a kid / cat way
Tord: sshhhh... there there...
((they are right bout you tord, you are soft XD)
Torm: is back to cute little kid self " mom " hugs tord
Tom: wheeeze hah your the mother
ringo:*saliva starts going on floor, heavy slow breathing*..........
Tord: don't care If im the mother, kids always like the mom more
(( i love how ringo is dying cuz of tord and tord just sits there like 'be nice to yo father and mum chald'))
Torm: but I don't **** my mom so I'm not a mother****er " smirks
Tom: I love this child already
(tord don't care, i do, but he is mad rn, so... like.. i wish i could, but he also did kill ringo so)
Tord: AH STOP.
ringo:*heart stops, drool reaching to hand, cats body limp*..........
((GUYS THE FRIGIN CAT IS DYING OMG))
((:')
Eddie: yes sir! *walks over and kicks tord in the shin and tord drops torm*
Torm: turns half monster and attics Eddie scratching his arms and face deeply" growwllll
Tord: I didn't KILL his cat, I threw it across the room.
((wow.))
Torm: lashes out still trying to claw at eddie( very protective of tord
ringo:*didnt even get the chance to meow edd "i love you master".....now he'll never get the chance"
ringo's ghost:*tries to contact edd* PLEASE PLEASE DONT FIGHT *starts to cry*
Tord: Everything is always pointed at me huh? I'm the reason you guys got kids, I'm the reason You all hate me, I'm the reason Ringo stayed alive as long as she did, i had to feed her for a straight 4 months. I'm the reason everyone is torn apart, i get it, i suck, alright.
but all three of you aren't so inoccent either.
*walks off with torm*
Tom: i didn't even say anything!
Torment: turns back to normal and follows toward like a duckling"
Tord: I honestly wish i'd of died in that explosion, bc it would have been a heck lot better than this.
ringo's ghost: *still trying to reposes* COME ON *got a paw to move* YES *keeps on doing it*
Tord: I don't hate anyone. I didn't mean too. But no one listens. That cat would have killed you..
ringo's ghost: *got a paw and tip of tail to move* come on A LITTLE MORE
ringo's ghost *finally reposesd the cat body, weakly* YES IM COMING BACK MASTER
ringo:*very weackly starting up again*......*very soft and faint noise* mew?
Tord: Go for him. Next thing you know that trash cans gonna be my head.
ringo: *takkes a deepest breath, Meows louder than a sqeaky toy* MEOW *coughs*
Tord: *takes torm outside and sits down next to edd and starts patching him up*
ringo:*tries to climb edds leg to his shoulder, but still very weak* mew MEW
(( OMG EVERBODY RINGOS ALIVE AN D YET NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FOX XD))
ringo: *grumpy looking face puffed up cheeks* * meows loud like a car horn then coughs* MEOW *vcoughs
ringo:*grumble meow* meorw *starts to walk away limping on 3 paws*.
ringo's thought: HMPH looks like a ded cat being brought to life is less interesting
(( WOW EDD U FINALLY SAW RINGO XD ))
Ringo: *stops limping and looks back with ears droopy* mew......
ringo's mind: NO NO NO SO COMFORTABLE, DONT YOU DARE SCRATCH BEHIND MY EARS.
Tord: yes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=ringo+and+tord&rlz=1CALEAO_enUS778US778&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=cUo5pzWPXyEjQM%253A%252CAMfxYJzoPfxRsM%252C_&usg=__pgveF8Zdjtcvb-Luc9oIW1kBnHk%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjCgoeBxMXaAhWItVkKHdz1A5cQ9QEIKDAA&biw=1318&bih=669&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=ZlN7E6KjpCkayM:
ringo:*starts to feel sleepy with mouth on arm, yawns curls up and sleeps* prrrr
Tord: ...o-oh? Your gonna sleep on me now.. like old times huh?
ringo's mind: Im still mad at you tord.....but you have a familie with friends so i let you slide this *yawn* time......i wish you could hear what im saying.
Tord: I'm sure you do ringo.
*he smiled and looked down at the cat*
Tord: *chuckles*
*gently picks up the small sleeping cat*
(Lets take over the world together)
*he whispered to her*
ringo: takes deep breath *Sneezes like a rapid fire gun * HACHPUUUUUUR *eyes open very wide, ears and tail straight up*
Tord: *tord gets cat snot all over his face and he winces*
ew. o-okay, thats gross
ringo's mind: triggered* ITS BECAUSE I STILL HAVE DUST ON ME
ringo:*finally gets courage to meowk* METS MEOCWS MI MSILL MWAW MUST MWAN MWE
ringo:*keeps wiping and licking arm snot off of face*
Ringo:mwi mwuwe mwu mword
ringo:*down cleaning tords face, hacks out on grass a small ball of fur and snot* HCAA HCAAA HCAUUU..........mew
ringo's mind: wtf did i just hack up....
ringo:*disgusted look on face at furball* meeww
((hey guys um is anyone der or im alone........if so i'll still have this on my windows but i'll be playing minecraft so brb
Hey guys i gotta go to sleep but we'll continue tommorow okay mwood mwight. ^3^ *kitty kisses XD*