Wanna come over to my place later? I've got a gallon of lube and all the Shrek movies on blu-ray.

Your breasts look heavy. Let me hold them for you.

Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

nopis

As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.

You remind me of my pinky toe. You're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

;))

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join my cult you slimy beautiful weeb

>:)

*liccs*