When Jay was born, the first thing he saw was a picture of Jungkook with bunny ears. He wasn't born a bunny wolf, so he decided for his first seconds on earth, he would glue real bunny ears to his head to honor how adorable Jungkook looked. When he went to school, people would bully him because he had bunny ears. After taking a depression nap, he walked to the park and met BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. This was before he promoted chromebooks, so Jay fanboyed over him. "oMG cAN u TeAch Me ScHoOl sMARt sTUFf!!?!?!?" he asked. About a day later, he was the smartest person in school. He decided since now he was a nerd, he needed to get glasses. He saw another picture of Jungkook with round circle glasses, so he bought them and glued them to his face. Now, if anybody bullied him he would get them in trouble because he was also now the principal and teacher's pet at the same time. He then secretly went on a murdering spree and killed all of his bullys, then blamed it on science. He was never caught. THE END.