Violet Clouds
Aye yo waddup
The Flower I Gave to Her
Kishin Sagume
役幹ĺ
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Acerola At the beach
Door Portals?
who wants to be in my-
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captain-pippy 
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24.05.2021
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captain-pippy[OP]
24.05.2021 20:34
Link-next incorrect quoted spree :D
i aint gonna draw any of it but imma copy n paste it 👀
its like its like
a quote from a tv show or smth
but with people NOT from the tv show or smth
Sugoi: I told DBU their ears flush when they lie.
Pip: Why?
Sugoi: Look.
Sugoi: Hey DBU! Do you love us?
DBU, covering their ears: No.
Pip:
Sugoi: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
DBU: If?
Pip: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
BAHAHA WHAT
Sugoi: We need to get through this locked door. DBU, give me your credit card.
DBU: Here.
Sugoi, pocketing it: Thanks. Pip, kick down the door.
Sugoi, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
DBU, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Pip: what the **** are you guys doing?
Sugoi: playing systemic oppression
Sugoi: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
DBU: The car takes a screenshot.
Pip: For the last time, get the **** out.
i-
HoneyMango: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Pip: Only if you also don't ask why
Pip: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
HoneyMango:
Pip:
HoneyMango: This one is fine
PFFT YEAH
Your prompt:
HoneyMango: *Gets down on one knee*
Pip: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
HoneyMango: *Falls over*
Pip: The poison is kicking in.
im so sorry-
HoneyMango: What is your biggest weakness?
Pip: I can be uncooperative.
HoneyMango: Okay, can you give me an example?
Pip: No.
NightWolf20: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Pip: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
NightWolf20: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Pip: NightWolf20, they...they weren’t always orphans.
NightWolf20:
NightWolf20: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Pip: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
NightWolf20: It’s dark in here
Pip: Don’t worry dude I got this
Pip: *Stomps their feet*
Pip: *Skechers light up*
😌😌😌😌
also *akem*
Me:OOOH i thought people were just born orphans
Pip:you are an idiot !
__
Me:they are coming you can run but they will find you
Pip:im kinda scared now
__
Me:SKETCHERS!!!!!!*steals them and lights them on fire*prefect
Pip:*ididalltheworkforNOTHING?*
Bee: *sneezes*
Alex: bless you!
Bee: im already blessed each hour we spend together
Alex: Bee,,
Bee: Alex,,
Pip: Pip,,
also can we not walk today,,? sorry for the short notice but i think i should rest
Alex: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Pip: Oh, I’m always running
Pip: The question is from what
Choccy: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Pip: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Choccy, desperately, as Pip bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Pip: Oh! B positive.
Choccy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Pip:
pfft-
Choccy: Pip, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Pip: Well of course I have.
Pip: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Pip: It's boring.
Choccy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Pip, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Choccy:
Choccy: fsh
Mark: I actually have a black belt.
Pip: In what, karate?
Mark: No, from Gucci.
Mark: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Pip: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Mark: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Pip: Three words.
Mark:
😔
Mark: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Pip: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
pfft i-