Now we are just going to season the chicken And roast it up in the oven

*sets up table* Who wants roast?

THE SAUCE COMES AFTER. it will be rat pee

You,roasted you, with a nice lemon garnish with road kill ketchup and some rat urine dressing.

and maybe some corona for dessert

lamb sauce.

NO. rat pee sauce

https://scontent-yyz1-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-15/e35/74793281_546104679123925_5693020325396822618_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-yyz1-1.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=101&_nc_ohc=1-MXs-0J2wcAX8rQaKH&oh=902a478d6fcd145df8fec3ba28623566&oe=5EC46E92 thats a picture of gordan ramsay with no nose enjoy

Lamb rat pee sauce

wHy

BECAUSE RAT PEE

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*takes max out of the oven, drowns him in rat pee, then eating him*

AHHHHHHHH

.-. rat pp

DONT ETA HIM WITHOUT THE GARNISH

YOU FORGOT THE SINGLE GARNISH *hits him with a branch with leafs on it*

*eats the branch* you worthless bag of pp poopoo... that had a birds nest in it >:C

*cries* I SORRY

ARE U THO ARE U

CMERE I NEED TO HIT U WITH A SHOE

SC R E E CH

stop screaming. the floor elfs are gonna hear you

the w h a t

floor elf

U ugly... sorry 😞 anyways, may you follow me please? I followed you that is fair!

water go to your Friday the 13th post

You're so ugly you made your happy meal cry

I don't mean any I these

It's impossible to underestimate you

unfortunately for you, accidents aren't mistakes. And mistakes aren't the best. But your mother didn't have a problem having you. (This is a joke btw I don't mean it!)

if yoursmartness was calculated in explosions in your head, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off

i'll never forget the first time i saw your account, but i'll keep trying (not meaning any of these)

hold still, im trying to imagine you with a good art style (jk)

its impossible to underestimate you.

did your mother get fined for littering when she dropped you off at daycare?

i thought of your account today, reminded me to take out the trash

you're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a good day

I have no idea what u said I don’t get it at all lol

XD that's a good one

I’m Uhh almost 11

same

MOOD

ah ok thank you for helping

not mad, just dissapointed

d a n g

PFFF

idk, id feel sorry for her... looks like someone put her dog down

ngl probably the best roast here

copied

pretty much copied

sorry! i don't mean it

you said roast or........the wrong type of roast????-

Roses are red violots are blue i look handsome what happened to u?