Smh , ****ing snow birds gonna see what a real redneck is

I wish bro , I really wish , I’d be closer to a few people on fa But alas I would not handle the cold for two seconds, I’d be a popsicle

I’d be like the flash , ****ing beat there asses then like speed back to a freaking furnace

I Florida is bioplolar rn , and I’m offering it chocolate for its mood swings

No body hurts you on my watch >:( They gonna be dead by the time I am done