And most experiences I've had with alcohol haven't ended well so yeah *shrug*

( AAAAAA CURSE MYSELF!! yanno what? screw life im using smog )

genderbent i guess :3 )

:smog : * takes the vodka from him * ..

:smog : no. bad wolf.

:smog :dont you ****in growl at me

:smog : * growls back *

:smog : * glares *

:smog : i will bite your finger off, try me ashole.

:smog : * growl * ( wtf- my bro just dropped cheese on me )

( IVE BEEN CHEESED ) :smog : * dodges and flips him the bird *

:smog : * he would take shades hat *

:smog : * pushes your face away * aha. no.

( gtg for an hour brb )

:smog : i will throw your hat if you do not back away.

:smog : * he would flinch and throw his hat *

( why ty ) :smog : bi tch. * glares at him * ( stupid thingies )

:smog : * just flips him the bird *

:smog : * flips him the bird with both hands *

:smog : * he would roll his eyes * oohh im so scaredd your so tall and terrifyingg * starcasim *

:smog : ygdshgfhadsg NO * tries to push him away *

:smog : * teleports out if his grasp * NO!!

:smog : * he would cover his kneck and give you a glare * no licking.

:smog : fck you. -_-

:smog : * glare *

:smog : *****. -_-

:smog : you wish. * flips him the bird *

:smog : what is wrong with you-

:smog : are you drunk or something-

:smog : -_-

:smog : -_-

:smog : ...

:smog : i- why you ask?

:smog : i mean if i was truely that close then mabye ..but for now. no i dont do that stuff.

:smog : yeah. and by close im not just talkin friends. and oh trust me pal, we aint even friends.

:smog : ...?

:smog : uhh why ya growlin?

:smog : !? * just confused and shocked *

:smog : *worried * why? what did i do?

:smog : * takes a step back * ...

:smog : * quickly teleports out of the way * whoa whoa whoa! calm down mate!

:smog : * dodges him again * ...

:smog : * teleports away * ...

:smog : * teleports back and teleports the gun away * ...

:smog : ... * just keeps dodging all his attacks * stop attacking. lets talk.

( afk brb in like 30 minutes or 15 or so )

( bacc ) :smog : * dodges * ...

:smog : * dodges * -your soul and body would start to feel heavy.. making it a little bit harder to move -

:smog : ... * dodges * - it would feel a bit more heavy -

:smog : *dodges * -gets even more heavy-

:smog : * dodges * - every time you attack your body and soul would seem to get more heavy -

:smog : ... * stops blue-souling him * ... - all the weight would dissapear -

:smog : ... * sits next to him * ...

:smog : ... * he would kinda teleport a blanket onto him and just check if hes okay * ... ( :0 SO HE DOES CARE! )

:smog : ... * pets him * ( SMOG YOU FCKING BAKA!!-_-)

:smog : * continues to pet him * ...

:smog : * continues to pet * ...

( ye!)

:smog : * just leaning against him asleep * ( now, will he take advantage of the point smogs asleep? or will he spare smog )

:smog : * instantly wakes up * HEH!?

:smog : ... well sht

:smog : * starts teleporting around looking for him * ( * takes out popcorn * time for some soft smog times )

:smog : * teleports over to him * oh! shade thank god i found you..

:smog : * walks over to him * shade..?

:smog : i just wanted to say sorry.. about all the things i said earlier..

:smog : ... * he would look away a bit *

:smog : well have a nice sleep wolfy..

:smog : * goes to pet him but stops himself and teleports away * ( oOOoOoOOoO SAD SMOGGG! hmmm... want some smog secrets to be revealed?)

( hhh gtg gn )

( we can continue tomorrow!) :smog : * just chills outside somewhere and lites a cig..* ( WOOP SMOG SMOKES!)

( gm!! ) :smog : * just smoking * ...

:smog : * continues smoking * ( timeskip to when he wakes up?)

kk) :smog : * just still smoking *

:smog : * smoking * ...

:smog : * just vibin *

:smog : * just chillin by the hole smokin * ( UvU )

:smog : !?

:smog : ??? * just confused * why?

:smog : then why did you throw me into the hole if it has no reason??

:smog : -_-??

:smog : heh. dork -w-

:smog : yes

:smog : your just a dork * boops him *

:smog : * boops his toungue *

:smog : !!

:smog : jhghjfh

:smog : * he would cover where shade was licking and kinda hide his face *

( i think hes makin smog flustered lmao )

:smog : * he would hide his face and cover his kneck * noOOo ( -w- )

:smog : hhgahfdgshfgfhdsgh * pushes his face away *

:smog : * just trying to push away his face * hhhh-

:smog : * covers where hes licking * nuuuuuu

:smog : ! * even more flustered * ( omg your gunna break him- )

:smog : ghhh- @/////@ ( poor smog lmao )

:smog : * just dead * ( and you broke him- )

:smog : * his face is pretty red * ( omg- you tryin to make him explode or somethin? XD )

:smog : * just passes out * ( oop and there he goes- )

:smog : hhhh- @/////////@

:smog : OW! WTF!?

( oop and you snapped him outta it XD )

:smog : REEEEEEEE

:smog : * triggered *

:smog : * turns away from him and folds his arms * hmph-

:smog : -_-

:smog : jdhs no-