unbelievable

Jerry agreed to take me to build a bear for my birthday am I am so excited

I'm somewhat of a bed intruder myself

I can't count how many times my parents made me watch bed intruder and that backing up lady and ofc the double rainbow guy three very important pieces of my childhood

I'm feeling fly like a guy if I do say so myself

like a g6

can autocorrect NOT

8 more minutes on my chicken if anyone's interested

iwant5fortnite I just wanna crank some 90s and get on the brickded up life grind

losing on Fortnite is such a rush to me sometimes I lose on purpose just to feel the thrill...

you could've helped me get a dub now it's too late my mom grounded me now I'm crying

I just beefed on Fortnite bricked life an 18 year old on Fortnite told me to get on edtwt and do a wrist check cuz I said I liked Adam Lanza

I'm eating my chicken everynyan

god I ****ing love 4lung I can't hide my love for babyfur music any longer

I hope when I die I can be a ghost I'd smear shit all over the building I haunt

actually I'd haunt all my friends and be a really cool ghost roommate

my true home is sofias closet

where is my place in the world if not deep in sofias closet

people look so different compared to how they look in the mirror what the heck

MY PARENTS TOOK THE BRAND NEW CAR OUT FOR A DRIVE FOR ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES AND A STONE CRACKED THE WINDOW RLLY BAD typical new zealand

new zelaand roadworkers finding reasons to **** up a fine road in order to annoy everyone as much as possible

I think marina and the diamonds understand me do I act like I'm the best cuz I feel like I'm the worst no I just think I deserve to think I'm better get good

I'm so excited for build a bear during the ceremony me and Jerry are gonna make the worker read out the latin Chucky spell

I really want the yeti bear but I think it's online exclusive I should ask for my aunt for it for my birthday I need two build a bears for my birthday

my mom said I'm not allowed to get Sofias name tattooed for my birthday I should ask for a tattoo of sofias name how can they say no

my friends are all shit talking me in discord vc I think

my mom banned me from plushies apparently I already have enough

but it's ok cuz build a bears are small I guess and who doesn't love teddy bears

I've slept with sting every day since I got him he's kind of floppy now

I'm like a flat stone the way I skip on top of the water

true story one time I went flying off of a sea biscuit and I cartwheeled on the water

I love sea biscuits I want to go again one da

I got no fat dubs today not ONE at least I totally showed those Fortnite TCC haters who's top dog

my birthday is In 12 days oh boy oh boy ^w^

this is the most important day

I wish I could go to build a bear now I miss it

I wish I was American solely so I could have cool stores just to my disposal I want nothing more than to experience Walmart and a real Costco

our Costco went more local now it doesn't have as much weird American exotic shit but it still has the bussin food so I guess that's ok...

I identify as a Costco guy

if I'm a bro dude would the male equivalent of me be really gay and girly

who wants to play night crawlers

WTF I PUNCHED JERRY IN THE HIPS AND IT WAS BONE Jerry has lady hips

the other day Jerry said heel to toe instead of head to toe I peed a little

I am SICK of TIRED

Jerry just called me a locust it's the most hurtful thing I've been called by far

I'm so sad last night vrchat was so dry among us vrchat died all of a sudden and I miss Muslim Kenny....

last night a girl on vrchat used MY Kyle avatar I got a little a n g r y Icl...

he's my squishyyyyyy XD

I had a community then it slipped through my fingers I'm back to being a creep a weirdo I don't belong here...

smite me I can't maintain anything for ship

I like kids is that a crime