I am your dyslexic conductor.

Indeed, but you have to be registered to get on.

I'm sure we can make for you inbetween Trump and Biden, hows that sound?

**make room for you***

I wouldn't say this is an improvement but thank you!

Ah yes, I see you. You're next to Carol Baskin but be careful she bites.

All of them, luckily. When you sit down a waitress/waiter will come buy and offer you a menu. It's full of drinks, no food though. I've asked them to change it but they're all dead so they have no idea what i'm asking. Any who, we have a policy of no stabbing the younger folks, and a policy against killing anyone whose going to the 9th level, here's your pin, you'll be on level 4 of hell when we get there.

I could sneak you into level 9 if you'd like, I get special privilege around here as the conductor. Here's your level 9 sticker- now go and deal with Mrs.Baskin for me please hun.

Excellent! Be on your way now! The train'l be leaving fairly soon!

Of course hun always!!! What are you in for?

Of course!!! If you're not actively harassing people over god you're not allowed with him!!! So come join the cool gay kids!!! We accept you here!!!!