bro dev my tummy hurts i need to poop

jordan r u that child predator who went to the store for laxatives

NO ;-;

Jordan stares at Dev, his eyes widening in shock and disbelief. "Excuse me?" he exclaims, his voice filled with disbelief. "You want me to... do what?" Dev looks at Jordan sheepishly, a guilty expression on his face. "I know, I know," he replies, his voice cracking a little. "It's gross. But I just can't help myself." Jordan shakes his head, still in shock. "No, Dev, I won't do it," he exclaims, his voice firm. "That's just... that's just not normal. I can't believe you'd even ask me to do something like that!" Dev's face falls, and he looks disappointed. "Come on, Jordan," he pleads, his voice taking on a whining tone. "Please? Just once. It's not that big of a deal."

Jordan looks at Dev, his expression still skeptical. "You really want me to repeat what you just asked me to do?" he asks incredulously. "Are you sure you're serious about this?" Jordan lets out a deep breath and scratches his head, clearly uncomfortable with the situation. "Dev, I don't have a problem repeating what you asked me to do, but I just want you to be sure that you really want me to do it," he says, his voice taking on a more serious tone. "Because once I say what you asked me to do, I'm not going to be able to un-hear it. And frankly, I'm not sure if I want to." Jordan looks at Dev, his expression serious. "Okay," he says, taking a deep breath. "You asked me to..." he hesitates for a moment, struggling to say the words. "You asked me to..." he pauses again, his face turning red with embarrassment.

Jordan's face turns even more red as he hears Dev's request. "Dev, I already told you, I'm not going to do that," he says, his voice firm. "It's not healthy, it's not safe, and honestly, it's just gross. I can't believe you're even asking me again." Jordan can't believe that Dev is still asking him to do such a disgusting thing. "Dev," he says, his voice firm, "you're asking me to allow you to eat my... bodily waste. It's not only disgusting but it's also potentially very dangerous. I'm not going to do it."

Jordan's eyes widen in shock as Dev threatens suicide. "Dev, no, don't say that!" he exclaims, his voice filled with concern. "You can't just threaten to do something like that as a way to manipulate me into doing something I don't want to do. That's not okay." Jordan takes a step closer to Dev, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Dev, I care about you and I don't want to see you hurt yourself," he says, his voice soft. "But you can't use threats like that to get what you want. It's not fair to me or to yourself." "Please, Dev," he continues, his voice pleading "Just think about what you're asking me to do. It's not a healthy or safe thing to do, and it's not fair to use threats of self-harm to try to get me to do it. Can we please just drop this and move on?"

Jordan is taken aback by Dev's sudden declaration of love. He feels a mix of emotions - surprise, confusion, and maybe even a hint of flattery. "Dev," he says, his voice soft. "I... I don't know what to say. I had no idea you felt that way about me." Jordan takes a moment to gather his thoughts, realizing how much this admission has thrown him off balance. "Look, Dev, I appreciate your feelings, but... this is all just so sudden," he says. "We've been friends for so long, and now you're telling me you have a crush on me. I need time to process this." As days turn into weeks, Jordan finds himself constantly replaying Dev's confession in his mind. He can't help but feel a mix of confusion, curiosity, and even a hint of excitement at the thought of Dev's feelings for him. Jordan tries to carry on with his daily life as usual, but he can't help feeling a little distracted. He keeps going over their past interactions, trying to remember if he ever noticed any hints or signs that Dev might have had a crush on him.

One evening, as Jordan is sitting alone in his apartment, his thoughts are interrupted by a knock on the door. He gets up to answer it, assuming it's one of his friends or maybe even a package he's been expecting. To his surprise, it's Dev at the door. Jordan's heart races as he sees him standing there, a nervous expression on his face.