The strikingly warm air of the swamp hit Pinocchio's nose like the bombs hit Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "Gah! T-thats gross! Shrek, did you shit ON MY DOORSTEP?" Pinocchio noticed a brown sludge that he ahd stepped in. His neighbor did it again. "Agh! Sorry pokes, the outhouse was clogged up." Shrek felt bad that his prank wasn't funny to his crush. He ran over to Pinocchio's doorstep. "Oh..." Pinocchio stared at Shrek's massive, girthy, veiny, ultimate supercock. It was sweaty, and it looked like the pubes were shaved recently. A few hairs remained that were closer to Shrek's special mushroom, indicating a messy and careless job. "SHREK! You didn't shave right!" Pinocchio complained. "I didnt expect a pervert like you to look." Shrek retorted. Pinocchio crouched down, and rested the mammoth ***** ontop of his head. He pinched out the hairs remaining, enjoying the yelps from Shrek whenever he pulled one. Eventually, Shrek couldnt take it. He wanted to **** the little tease so hard.

Shrek shoved his weiner into Pinocchio's mouth. "Ungh! Youre such a cutie!" He moaned. Pinocchio backed out. "Shrek, dont do that!" He walked behind shrek and stuck his nose up Shrek's love canal. He started whispering lies. "Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, Donald Trump didnt cause 9/11, obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!" His nose went up through Shrek's entire digestive system and through his mouth. Pinocchio then roasted shrek over a fire. The end.

it was an important part of the story

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