so much food cus ur fat

poptarts and bagels are good

no yes tes no

Trash gets picked up tomorrow I hope you are ready

Your not the dumbest person on the planet, But you better hope he doesn't die

Mirrors don't talk But lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Here is where I got them, I don't want to plagiarize: https://quotesnhumor.com/top-31-funny-memes-comebacks-and-insults/?related_post_from=11377