Cause why do i have to just imagine having certain foods this is sooo sick and twisted

Fried eggs... mini corn dogs... fried chicken OUFHHGHHHH

Universe please let me have a blt i promise ill be so good

Honestly i probably could have a blt theyd just have to BURN the bacon

Ill settle for a burnt blt

Oh my god and whenever i walk past rotisserie chickens at the store and smell it i get SO annoyed cause it smells so good LET ME HAVE IT LET ME HAVE IT LET ME HAVE IT

If i was normal id be the carnivore ever