I was at my new school and usually the girls bathroom is on the right but it wasn't so I went in

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You gets no bishes 😂🫵

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I'm one of them

Edu ye ty yours

Listen to my heart beat beat saying do you love me me

Boom shakalaka boom shakalaka

i dunno man it was day time too and people walking around i'd get it if it was late cause thats when everyone in town gets drunk

i was sat on a bench chilling at school and then this guy falls on the ground and his friend gets down and is over him.their faces were so close that they could've just started making out infront of everyone shit was wild

it happens with every friend group of boys at my school they always pin eachother to the walls with their chests touching or almost touching like chill out god damn you've got a maths lesson to go to

weirdest thing ive ever seen is how god damn wobbly my head teacher is like girl god damn how have you got such thick layers of blubber on you your goofy ass jiggles more than jelly on a plate. her arms literally sag thats how much god damn skin shes got

I DONT LITERALLY MEAN HER ASS

i saw my mum bare naked one time putting on talcum powder

ive walked in on my dad pissing multiple times accidentally

do you want me to send it or smtg

i didn't know we were cousins

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hELP