listen up fives
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saltywe1rd0 
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21.07.2021
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saltywe1rd0[OP]
21.07.2021 02:22
LinkI kinda hate old people
what about young people who act like miserable, hateful old men?
well you’re kind of like an old man then you’re just not fully as bad
I too am miserable and hateful but I’m not wrinkly and don’t smell bad and call young people stupid for not knowing how to use old technology
and I won’t die anytime soon and I assume you won’t either so I don’t have as much hate for you as I do an old person
immortality isn't epic, i have to suffer while others die.
i have been here since the roman times.
me, queen Elizabeth, and grandpa jimmy will beat you up in space when earth dies
I already have queen Elizabeth you really think that technoblade could win in a fight against her
you're right, even if i have technoblade on my side, queen elizabeth is just too powerful.
ya and that’s why we would beat your ass in post apocalyptic space
For me it depends on the old person
My great grandma was a wonderful example of a cool old person
She always had ice cream waiting for us, and didn't call anyone stupid
Also she didn't smell
But there are a bunch of old people that make me go 🤢
yeah same
like my grandma is cool and so is my grandpa and my grandma and grandpa from the other side of the family are too
but old people 🤢🤢
An open letter to the lady at cvs taht called me a faggot when I was in the adult diapers aisle making fun of adult diapers with my friends:
fuuck you