FART IN ME

It was the first day back to school Cuttin' up in class, actin' like a tool Friends were rollin' in, we started talkin' about the summer Deejay saw Twilight, "Bummer!" I spoke up, and I asked my friends "Are there any new girls? 9's or 10's?" Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties Woo, I can't believe my eyes In a contest, they'd win first prize Double-D guarantee, I was checkin' their size It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise Or Earth and Mars having some fun Wait, I take that back it's like two of the Sun But at this point I let my mind run And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties, Mt. Fuji brought it's twin Tig ol' bitties, two melons in a shirt Tig ol' bitties (Tig ol' bitties) I put books in my lap Tig ol' bitties, head bobbing as she walks Tig ol' bitties Oh my god! Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitt

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ies Kept trippin' in class 'cause of her dang breasts In a tiny white shirt, boobs having a fiesta Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest Boobs! Wasn't paying attention Got busted, had to serve detention In biology we talked about the bees, the best kind of bees Boobies! Woo, I can't believe my mind I hold a poker face to her two of a kind With each step her breasts gettin' redefined I'm making my move, I'm thinking it's time Oh snap! I'm gonna ask her to prom And in my head she responds, "You're the bomb!" Feeling nervous, so I count to three "I like your boobs, go to prom with me?" Tig ol' bitties, King Kong boobs Tig ol' bitties, great tracks of land Tig ol' bitties (Tig ol' bitties) Like my balls Tig ol' bitties, real big Tig ol' bitties, oh my god Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitties T-t-t-t-t-tig ol' bitti

ies She said yes, so I'm getting ready Stain on my shirt, Mom's spaghetti I pick her up and I'm pretty sure That she'll let me motorboat like I try to cop a feel once we get to school She said, "No touching, that's the rule" Principal walks up on the scene "It's time to announce prom king and queen You Favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties Congratulations to you both on winning" Time slowed down and she jumped for joy Then out of her dress jumped something more Tissues flew and rained from the sky "Oh my god! You stuff your shirt?" Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt Aw, fake ol' bitties Wow, fake ol' bitties You're breaking my heart with fake ol' bitties You're crushing my dreams with fake ol' bitties (Fake ol' bitties) I can't believe it, fake ol' bitties You really suck, fake ol' bitties I can't believe you would do that, fake ol' bitties (Fake ol' bitties) Why would you do that when you're just trying to get everyone's attention? Those aren't boobs, they're lies! Lies, I tel

l you! But you know, I'm still down to make out if you If you want to, want to come back with me... You know what? Never mind (Where them tig ol' bitties at?)

i hope you die

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It was a weekend and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot Instead of drinking imported beers Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears We popped the top, we know what was in it Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!) Then the room filled with colors and shapes And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes Oh snap, and what made it worse Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass He passed some gas and it snapped in half Yo, Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)

(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Uhh, huh!) These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor (Hey dude, get up!) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!) I barfed up a kitten and I'm feeling strange Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed DJ playing my favorite tracks Waitress asked, "What can I bring you?" I said, "The most expensive thing on the menu" She came back with a glass of liquid I said, "I asked for something different This looks like a normal beer" She said, "Nah, it's Orphan Tears" Took a swig then I walked down where the dance floor is Whole club looking like a forest DeeJay turned into a Brontosaurus Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris

I tried to run to the bathroom But when I did I felt a vacuum suction Pulling me back slow Dance floor turned into a black hole Spinning around horribly Feeling like Dorothy Woke up and was still at home Orphan Tears got us in the zone Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar (Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears) (Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on) (Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears) Hello, with the pudding! P-p-p-p-pudding H-H-Hello with pudding, pudding (Bill Cosby) Pudding! (Bill Cosby) Pudding! (Bill Cosby) Pudding! (Bill Cosby) Pudding (Bill Cosby)

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