U can never leave

Andrew: dont look at me like that ;-;

nO

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

*cutely waddles back into dis joint

*pulls out a bat

*whacks da glass window with da bat*

NO

*cutely takes off my uh.... shoe........ and uh.... throws it at da glass...*

YES

*backs up

uh.... COWABUNGA!— *runs at da wall

WAIT NO

N O

W....W......

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*inserts muffled crying sounds here*

:’

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW—

herrrrrrg........

THANK YOU OHMYGOD—

*gets up

a

Daichi: -smiles-

Daichi: YOUR BOSS SAID YOUR FIRED-

Daichi: -whips out his belt- COME HERE PRETTY BOY.

Daichi: MISS ***** -whips with belt-

Daichi: GET OUT

Daichi: -whips with belt again- Out.

Daichi: -grabs Eirian and starts running away-

Daichi: NO I’M TAKING THIS HOTTIE

Daichi: -whips with belt- MOVE *****

Daichi: -kicks and makes a break for it-

Daichi: I WILL LET THE HOTTIE LIVE.

Daichi: -throws Eirian into a tree-

Daichi: picks back up-

Daichi: I have to protecc!

Daichi: cri

isn’t this kfc

oi, I just came for my large bucket of chicken nuggers-

>:(

*whips out my cute little axe*

*cutely breaks down the doors*

***** where’s my kfc? >:( *epically smashes the glass*

ah then I’ll take this and leave *steals alien bby and runs*

*runs out the door*

tee hee, be free you beautiful creature, *yeets her to Saturn-*

wait shit-

dammit-

:(

* sMoL wave*

Idc she cute

s t t o o p p

n o o m y w i f e ‘ s I n t h e r e

i feel heartbroken

but touchie the glass

yes

*touch* yee

*taps moor*

REEEEEEEEEEe *walks back and cracc the glass from the taps*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *taps very viciously*

REEEEEE *tap even more* Also, why is you flash everyone?

AAAAAA -still tap tho-

*dekus thru it and flicks le glass*

*broikes the glass* haHA le poke works

*boops the gurl*

*licks her face*

o h *pats her*

ohhhh *pats intensify*

*patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat* *pat*

*pat?*

Te te te. Sorry. *pet*

You wanna leave cuz the glass is gone

Ok, just checkin

stare back*

licks back*

stare*

Haha

-puts it in cart, sneaks out with it, and sets it free in the grasslands- eve rrew

Freedom

OwO

Yay! *is Happy*

Your are free you beautiful Beautiful Being

*Grabs hand solfty*Follow me sweetie... Brings Home And Tries to find Food* Do you Know where 'home' is? *Quietly whispers to self* Can they even understand me? Do they know what home means?

*Finds Fruit and Meat* Which one? *puts On table Before them*

*Sits Patiently* ...?

*I sit there Confused, then have and Idea then bring a slice of Cake* Here try this It's really good

*My eyes Sparkle* (*u*)

*I get A small cup of Icing and Slowly Open it*

*I put a little on my finger and Hold it out to see if it's An Okay icing that they Like*

*I giggled a bit cuz it tickled and Held Out The cup*

*a bit Hits My cheek and I closed my eye* Oh!

*I made no movement not to startle them*

*I blush and Slowly pat her head*

*Gentle Stroking Them* do you have a name?

*Strokes their back* what do you think of eri? Hmm no...

*I stroke her* . . .

*I hold her Close and Hug her*

*I blushes And Kissed Her Forehead keeping her Warm with my body heat (Irl I'm a human heater)*

*I hold her and Hug her and Whisper* Such a Nice Being...

*I throw A Soft Blanket over Us and Fall asleep too*

*Morning* *a loud Thumping Noise and Then the Sorry swing open and Now I and Her are at gun and tranquilizer point*

FBI: PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND STEP AWAY FROM THE ALIEN! *I hold her Close and her shot in the shoulder and Of course start bleeding*

I cry cuz or The gun shot Pain and Cover the wound with blood trailing Down my hand*

*The fbi Shot at her but misses* *I shield her and the missed bullet Grazes me again*

*Losing blood kinda Quickly but Not deadly Quickly* *FBI and News Helicopters fly over her with the News Having A Headline saying "Alien Kidnaps Girl and Flees! FBI in chase! Girl help alien Escape?! Who can we trust now?!" *

it’s beautiful

NOW COMMENT ON IT OR YOU GET THE BELT, GAS CHAMBER, AND THE CHANCLA

indeed *kidnaps alien child and cooks her up* bon appitete monsiour

i legit dont know how to speak french but i take french

:) *eats her*

:))) thats what happens when you dont love your dad

*eats the bones too*

*buys you a new alien friend*

*waddles into dis joint

hi guy

s

D-DAD?!

OH SHIT

DAD I THOUGHT YOU LEFT

OH **** UH

UM

:000 dad can i have a car

and a xbox and a dog or hamster

N O

W H Y

B E C A U S E

:((

w....w......

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SH U S H

*continues to cry*

*pulls out DA BELT

:,,,0

u h *grabs @-CrazyTimos- and uh..... spanks them with ✨DA BELT✨

*CRIES LOUDER*

:,(

IM SO CONFUSED SO IM GONNA *FADES OUT OF EXISTENCE

:00 bye dad :)

*gives you alien friend*

whats wrong??

*cough*

Vivian: n o c o m e b a c k

Ghost: *gasp* no gun then?

Ghost: >:0 ok fine let's just get you out * le opens door*