So your OC woke up in a whole new place which is actually the Old Desert which was only home to zombies, so your OC tried to look like them and became god friends with Zombolton, but at night, when a strong blew their hat away, Zombolton finds out that your OC is not a zombie. (I would prefer you use a human OC)

pwease..? (baby eyes)

Zombolton : "You can explain..? What in the world does that mean?"

Zombolton : Sorry but throughout my zombie cowboy years I haven't heard a thing like that other than Wild ol' Zombano's stupid nerve-wrecking' jokes.

Zombolton : "Based on your reaction, I can easily guess that you don't understand us cowboy's meanings.."

Zombolton : "The coyotes around here should be howling any second. This happens very ofte-" *le coyotes howl*

Zombolton : "I'd rather stay. We zombies don't mind the company anyway. If they dare attacked then we would've spilt coffee and stain their lovely fur coats if those ol' coyotes tried to bite us."

Zombolton : "It's fine. Those coyotes don't attack people who don't attack them...if they're not a well known enemy.."

Zombolton : "yeah..."

Zombolton : "So..?"

Zombolton : "You're lucky all the zombies are in the buildings and that the imps aren't digging for water under the outhouse...and that I've lost a taste for brains and I don't even want to go get one-"

Zombolton : "If you hadn't known, we zombies are already dead. Plants vs. Zombies always makes us look weak even though we have many more advantages. I'm just glad you're not Crazy Dave.

Zombolton : *shows no fear* "the reason why I'm glad is because HE'S THE STUPIDEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN."

Zombolton : "I'm still surprised he's not even dead yet...."

Zombolton : "He even survived the worst attacks-"

(henlos) Zombolton : "Well we don't see humans here often, ever since that stupid ol' Crazy Dave came here through a weird portal with that incompetent sunflower."

(LMAO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS) Zombolton : "Ya got it right mate. In fact, he's so dumb, he can't even take his pot off his head! He probably used hot glue or something. I don't even know how he made such plants. I wonder if Dave-bot did it."

Zombolton : "I'm not even sure I'll ever believe that...though he hasn't died yet for some incompetent reason...if it weren't for that one sunflower that came along with him in the wild west..."

Zombolton : "that one sunflower saved the poor man and his career before he could be brainless. WHY CAN'T ZOMBIES WIN FOR ONCE?!?"

Zombolton : "....isn't that an advantage...?"

Zombolton : *he also smiled* "well I'd suggest not doing that here because we've got many close relatives here, so they will avenge them..." (at least zombies are tha undead XD

Zombolton : "Well, they don't do it to people who come in peace most of the time...but if they find something rude about them then they will attempt to do it..."

Zombolton : "Zombie Santa?! That has to be a fake one! It's probably not one of us or else we'd know!"

Zombolton : ".........................okay that's definetely not a zombie."

Zombolton : "I'd suppose you should before the weird imps wake up and ride their crazy bulls-"

Zombolton : "Almost all night. At least we zombies don't really have to sleep-" *le gate breaks while a man is screaming stop*

Zombolton : "......................"

Zombolton ; "uh....what do you mean by that..?"

Zombolton : "I guess...but if you were to tell a zombie that, I don't think they'll be comfortable with not speaking zombie....unlike me."

*le coyotes howl* Zombolton : "seems like the coyotes are coming. Just hope that they don't fight our wild bull that the imps are riding."

*le coyotes fight bulls* Zombolton : "Ugh, they're fighting. I hate this part."

Zombolton : "if they run over here then yes."

Zombolton : *literal sighs of frustration*