Dark humor incoming
18.01.2022
44 comments
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:17
LinkI’m warning you now, dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:18
LinkHey, did you know polar bears were originally brown? They soon evolved to white after police kept shooting at them.
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:20
LinkA boy and a girl see a woman with a knife.
The man thinks the woman is cooking dinner.
The girl knows damn well that b!tch committed homocide.
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:22
LinkMan, everyone should be THANKING the Chinese. I mean, they DID being Corona to the party.
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:25
LinkTransphobes say that there are only two genders, and that the animal kingdom proves this.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I sure am wondering how they found that out.
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:25
LinkIf you think about it, since homophobes hate rainbows so much, they’re never gonna get any gold, NOR do they believe in God’s promise.
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
18.01.2022 19:33
LinkYou know how King Solomon was gonna cut a baby in half?
Well, that kid sure was divided after that.
I my friend and I were debating on watching Old Yeller, so we gave it a SHOT.
So ya know Yuri from ddlc? She was considering trying to ice skate, so I told her to take a STAB at it.
So my friend little Timmy wished he was batman. The next day, he became an orphan.
So I visited my grandpa at the hospital, but my phone battery was at 1%. So I unplugged a cord to put my charger in and suddenly the weird TV had a flat green line.
Today Sayori was feeling blue, so I told her to hang in there.
(I'M SO SORRY)
Day 124:
I don't know how far the grocery store is, but dad is taking forever to find that milk.
The best way to eat cookies is to submerge it with milk until bubbles start forming.
(Hoo boyyy dark humor at it's finest. Here's one that I got from Spongebob)
Have you've been born on the side of the road? Because that's where most accidents come from!
(I'M SOO FREAKING SORRYYYY)
(Annndddd I think I'm going to stop before my guilt stabs me in the gut)
I lost my support dog a year and a half ago.
Guess he wanted me to stop leaning on him
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera...
Man, Natsuki absolutely SNAPPED when Monika told her manga wasn’t literature…
My cousin died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
A kid cried on tuesday
i guess she didn't get the joke when we pranked her that she was being adopted
(I'M DYING RN)
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.