from the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return. what's up mother shuckers. my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I'm here today to introduce you to... Corn corn is a North American serial plant that yields large kernels on a cob. it is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor. side effects of corn may include choking, I guess. come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn. aaAHhhHhh