Your presidency exists thanks to the Russian That kills his political allies, blood was gushin’ Your wife is younger than you by twenty-four years That’s more messed up than me having a few beers You’ve filed for bankruptcy four times You’ve committed several treasonous crimes You may be a run-of-the-mill businessman But don’t expect me to finish, man You’re like a ghost, we can see right through you Looking at the big picture the majority boo you You’re more damaging to us than Stage Four Lymphoma Most of your supporters don’t even have a High School Diploma Your running mate is a fool that hates the LGBT I bet it must suck to be in a democracy When all of your friends are the leaders of dictatorships People make fun of your eyes looking like your lips Also, I just now noticed that the hand is backwards.