fAtTy tEeHeE

m e : no wait I didn't mean it uH -

*Just- h u g s acid-*

Me: I ' m s o r r y D :

Me: I h a v e a p o t o n m y h e a d therefore I b o n k e d people with it

Me: I w o r e a d i n o h o o d i e a n d p e o p l e t h o u g h t I w a s a d i n o s u a r

Me: : D

Me: anyways, want me to knock out those stinky people. *casually talking about the s c i e n t i s t s*

*Casually smacks the hell out of a scientist with a pot-*

Me: : )

*Casually f o l l o w i n g *

Me: c m e r e

*C a s u a l l y smacks them across the face with the s a m e p o t - *

Me: G I V E M E Y O U R K E Y C A R D BEFORE I BECOME UNCONTROLLABLY ANNOYING

*Casually takes it, puts it in the pot, puts the pot back on my head and walks back to acid* Me: A N Y W A Y S hello again.

Me: now I have t w o keycards. *Casually pulls out another keycard from the scientist that's currently d e a d *

Me: w a n t o n e

*Casually gives him one* Me: the scientists are r e a l l y stupid here-

Me: s u c h a s ?

Me: w e l l w h a t ' d t h e y d o

Me: THAT'S E Z !

Me: I h a v e a b u n n y b a z o o k a

Me: h M ?

Me: a n y w a s wanna escape :^)

anyways*

*Insert random knife here* Me: okay so the plan is we k i l l the stinky heads

(sobs in every language!!!!) *Casually gives acid the knife-* Me: A N D T H E N we release everyone and escape. ez.

*Casually looks around* Me: w h o w e g o n n a k i l l f i r s t

Me: I mean, is your bro d e a d ?

Me: aight, they deserve to be stabbed and beaten to death.

Me: w h e r e t h e y a t

Me: sad.

Me: : (

Me: e w stinky adults >:(

*insert bunny bazooka being pulled out* Me: h a h a h

*casually f i x e s i t i n 1 0 seconds and shoots them-*

Me: a n y w a y s

*insert me rapidly firing at anything other than acid-*

Me: o k d a d *casually s t o p s *

Me: y O u ' R e m Y d A d n O w

Me: I w e a r p o t s o n m y h e a d !

*p l a n t s grow out of it* Me: hahah my disease is growing and i feel more pain tEeHeE

Me: AAAAAAAAAA- *S l e e p *

*insert random puff balls everywhere-*

* v e r y l i g h t *

*insert me i n s t a n t l y waking up and eating the food-*

Me: I l i k e e a t i n g

Me: are you going to kill me- :^

Me: nO oNe uNdErStAnDs mE. EvEr.

Me: I- well I'm an edgy teen so what'd you expect-

Me: -_-"

Me: nOoOooo I don't like being alone D:

* s a d b o y e *

*i n s e r t c r y i n g b e c a u s e s c a r e d *

* c a s u a l l y l o o k s a t t h e c e i l i n g *

Me: w a i t , S N A K E M A N ?

Me: : O

Me: h o w

Me: .....hOw aRe yOu gOiNg tO gEt oUt-

Me: l u c k y . I just have flowers and vines inside me.

Me: wHaT-

Me: I d o n t h a v e t h a t , t h e r e f o r e i d o n t k n o w w h a t i t i s

Me: I h a v e s e a s o n a l a l l e r g i e s

Me: i t m a k e s t h e m s n e e z e

Me: F u n

Me: o k : D

Me: you too ^^

*casually uses the key card to get out and just looks around-*

*s t a r e s a t t h e m *

* b R e A t H e S *

Me: I * I N H A L E * ate the door

Me: h O w i S y O u R d A y g O i N g ?

Me: WHYHAVEBANDAGEONEYE

Me: t e l l m e

Me: w h i c h o n e

Me: can i eat them

Me: w h i c h c e l l ?

*yeets myself there and i n h a l e s the door-*

Me: D I D Y O U H U R T S O M E O N E

Me: DON'T HURT THEM AGAIN OR I'LL EAT YOU >:(

*casually spits the door out and puts it back into place-* Me: A N Y W A Y S

(Poor monster-) Me: can I have a therapist :^)

Me: w a i t .... DID YOU GUYS TAKE MY PLUSHIE AWAY OR DID I LOSE IT-

*U L T I M A T E S A D N E S S *

Me: p l e a s e I need it t o l i v e

*casually snatches the plushie and hugs it-* Me: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUOMFG

Me: it's terrified :D

Me: I i n h a l e d t h e d o o r

*hugging plushie happily intensifies*

*c a s u a l l y opens all the doors-*

Me: I a m s o s m a r t

Me: H i ! :D

Me: i let everybody out ^^

Me: i let everybody out- .w."

Me: n o , t h e y c a n ' t g e t o u t u n l e s s t h e y h a v e a k e y c a r d , r i g h t ?

Me: o h n o

Me: ...I ' l l j u s t e a t t h e m

Me: : D (I would just s t a y t h e r e )

*Insert plushie turning into a m o n s t e r and then putting everyone back in their cells quickly--*

*it casually turns back into a plushie and I pick it back up-* Me: anyways, you're not getting fired.

Me: me and my plushie are the only things out. ^^

Me: b u t t h a t ' s b o r i n g >:|

Me: anyways you're my favorite scientist person now.

Me: I am going to call you Big M.

Me: : D

Me: o o g h

Me: o h n o