G o O d b O i t O o ?

H m m m m m m

Me: are you a good boi 👀👀

Me: a r e , y o u , a , g o o d , b o i ,

Me: DOYOUSPEAKENGLISH?UM.

Me: oh ok

Me: are you a good boi then? 👀👀

Me: d o y o u a t t a c s t r a n g e r z ?

Me: ,,, I'm a wizard that talks to cats, does that count?

Me: ,,,c a t a r m y ?

Me: technically.

Me: and there's this one huge buff cat

Me: just say pspsps alot and they'll come.

*about 10,000 cat blobs come over after 5 minutes--*

*B u f f c a t a p p e a r s * Me: HI GARY

Gary: m e o w Me: he's a hugger....... and he gives out catnip.

*Gary hugs Dusk--*

*T i g h t h u g *

Gary: m e w Me: y e s

*A l l of the cats are intrigued by it--*

Me: dude put that away they'll think it's a toy--

Me: t h e r e ' s 1 0 , 0 0 0 c a t s a n d o n e y o u -

*All of the cats pile on dusk without warning--*

Me: OI GET OFF THE NICE MAN OR NO MORE CATNIP *P o o f , all of the cats are gone*

Me: poor flower-

Me: I'm sorry--

((Hahah I said I'm sorry. #identitytheft.)) *Pats dusk-*

Me: ^^"

Me: you are now my c h i l d

Me: : D

Me: y e s !

Me: want to go eat?

Me: alright, do you like tea places?

Me: s o m e t h i n g n i c e , ,

*Casually walks over to a cabin--*

*Opens the door and waits for Dusk to walk inside*

((N o , dont tuch tha chiled)) *it was decorated with mushrooms, flowers, and some glass cups and plates*

((N o , it's much more pastely and stuff because I feel as if it would suit me personally. It looks like a random small childs room.)) *Some were glass and some were real.*

Me: you like the flowers?

Me: I have glass flower cups if you wanna look at those too.

*Grabs dusks hand and rushes to a small pantry full of flower cups*

Me: Flower cups Galore! Make sure not to break any of them please.

Me: thank you, child. I'll go make tea. *l e a v e s f l o w e r c u p r o o m *

*almost all of them were empty but felt full. What a Weird combination.*

Me: tea will be done in an hour because of the crappy stovetop

*there's this one really light and not used yet cup near the very bottom*

((DoLl??!?!?!??!?1!?1?!?1)) *Casually taking a n a p on the f l o o r *

*s l e e p * ((Nah. I got one of my cats names irl mixed up with my pet cactus))

* s n o r i n g w i z a r d * ((Really called Bowie; Pickle ☠™️))

((Pickle is my Cactuses name)) *wakes up with a hyper attitude--* Me: I AM FUELED WITH POWER AGAIN

*Hyper smol noises*

Me: I AM,,, SO HYPER,,, AND I HAVE MORE POWERS THAN EVERYONE NOW! *throws arms up and confetti yeets out of my sleeves--*

*Proud smol wizard*

Me: y e s

*Casually says random words and takes a frog out of my hat*

Me: a p h r e g !

Me: p h r e g

Me: phreg >:c

Me: I T ' S A P H R E G

Me: w a h

*s a d s m o l w i t h p h r e g *

*s O b*

Me: therewastoomuchyellingand-*sob hic*ithurtstoyellandbeyelledat-- *w a y t o o s a d *

Me: promise not to yell at me again :c

Me: okay I wont yell at you either again too :D

Me: okay tea isn't done yet and I'm kinda mad abt it

Me: n o it needs to be d o n e

*s m a c k s the tea thingy lightly and winces* Me: o w , i t b u r n s , , ,

Me: my hand is r e d n o w

Me: .,v.,

Me: this is weird now

Me: I should be patting you and my phreg

Me: y e s Frog: 👀

*Frog go r i b b i t *

Me: sensational

Me: indeed. Deserves an Oscar. *Confused but happy frog noises*

*frog self confidence b o o s t *

Me: very happy phreg.