and this is why i have no friends

Hey man, just ask them straight "Hey, quick question. Would you maybe-wanna be friends^^?"

Me in my head "hello what's your name" reality " h- HeYello " everything comes out akward

I find that to be really relatable, I usually also get called annoying ( by lot's of people ) so that doesn't really help much with me making friends sadly, I also suck at bringing up topics they usually have to be brought up for me

Same 😔

punch them in the face or swear at them

bruh moment