God and Satan (my versions)
152 comments
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:42
LinkMy version of god is a 50 foot tall bird lady
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:42
Link/srs
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 12:42
LinkAwesome UwU
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:43
LinkGod: *Stares at your god and satan* What even are you...
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 12:48
LinkYahweh: I’m god, you can call me Yahweh tho
Abaddon: I’m satan, you can call me abaddon ^^
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:49
LinkGod: But I'm god
Dogma: *Yells as loud as he can* OF MY UNIVERSE!!!
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 12:50
LinkYahweh: yes, we come from a different universe..
Abaddon: HELL YAH
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:51
Link*You see a 20 foot six eyed lizard thing
Dogma: Oh shit
God: SATAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 12:52
LinkAbaddon: so small
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:54
LinkGod: *Shrinks down to be as tall as Dogma* He can't shift his size like I can
Satan: **** YOU!
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 12:55
LinkAbaddon: *cracks up* YOU BOTH ARE SO SMALLL AHAHAHAHA
Yahweh: BROTHER, THE HOLY WATER
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 12:57
LinkGod: The tallest I can be is 50 feet, the smallest I can be is 4 feet
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 13:01
LinkAdabbon: *still laughing*
Yahweh: excuse my brother-
Adabbon: SO…SMALLL *wheeze*
Yahweh: he doesn't take anything seriously, prolly why he doesn’t,t have a wife yet….or ever
Adabbon: hey- >:<
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 13:04
LinkDogma: It have a husband, CRAANE!
God: Well, you love who you love, no one will change that
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 13:07
Link*I not it
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 13:10
LinkCrane: hmm? *sees satans* oh shit…
Adabbon: hello, my demon!
Crane: nope
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 13:11
LinkSatan: OOH, FOOD
God: *Becomes as tall as Satan and wrestles him*
Dogma: *Realizes all the chaos that happened*
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 13:15
LinkAdabbon: *pats crane,s head*
Crane: DON.T TOUCH ME
Adabbon: oh please I haven’t even started…..unless you want me to~
Crane: *gags* oh god please no..
Yahweh: don't worry, he won't…
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 13:16
LinkDogma: ... *Bites Adabbon's arm*
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 13:25
LinkAdabbon: well damn- what was that for?
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 13:28
LinkDogma: Thats for touching my husband...
Dj: Mom?
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 13:47
LinkAdabbon: I haven’t stared touching him -3- sheeeeeesh
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 13:50
LinkDogma: Leave him the **** alone...
Dj: *Pulls on Dogma's arm* MOM!
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 13:59
LinkAdabbon: n o, also, cute kid ^^
Yahweh: oi…..*drags adabbon away*
Adabbon: wait, no! Where's Damian or Paul, GOD, DAMMIT
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 17:48
LinkDogma: DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN!
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 17:53
LinkAdabbon: I do what ever the hell i want
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 21:02
LinkDogma: *Hisses*
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 21:05
LinkAdabbon: *hisses louder than dogma* I can hiss too b*tch!
Yahweh: for the love of myself, stop
Adabbon: N- *his head starts to hurt*
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 21:06
LinkDogma: *Whines* ...
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 21:10
LinkAdabbon: ugh….*puts his hands on his head*
Yahweh: oh no…not again!
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 21:10
LinkDogma: *Hugs his son*
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 21:17
LinkAdabbon: *shock wave of pain and chills went down his spine* *his eyes are now yellow* GAH
Yahweh: no, NOPE *gives him a bit of holy water, mixed with sin*
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 21:17
LinkDogma: ...
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 21:21
LinkAdabbon: *heavy breathing and is normal* thanks brother
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 21:25
LinkDogma: ...
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 21:29
LinkYahweh: dogma, I’m truly sorry for my brother
Griffinessa
28.08.2021 21:32
LinkDogma: ...
panda-girl[OP]
28.08.2021 21:38
LinkYahweh: please forgive us
i feel like satan would be that type of person to just interrupt somebody every second just to annoy them
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