How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free substitute made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male sex organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY ****NUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT **** TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO *****! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A GUY. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh... can you order something already please? I mean, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick.

Semen is an excellent source of protein, and it's not nearly as fattening as the crap they serve here. wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead hello welcome to mcdonalds you are very very fat should i replace your french fries order with a salad maybe your extra greasy hamburger with a fat free veggie burger according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its less fattening than a big mac hello fat cunt welcome to mcdiarrhea you are one obese mother****er should i replace your shit ass garbage with something ****ing healthy maybe your shit sandwich with something that won't give you a goddamn heart attack at 40 according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn landwhale now go be a fat cunt and suck a ****ing dick its less mother****ing fattening than a ****ing big mac Greetings, my good sir.

I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of McDonald's. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free substitute made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male sex organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY ****NUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT **** TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO *****! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A GUY. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE.

Semen is an excellent source of protein, and it's not nearly as fattening as the crap they serve here. wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead

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