Chris: So your Chamaeleon like Me

Chris: Oh name is Chris chameleon but my friends call me scar

Chris: Damn you’re cute and that’s a hot name so what are you were going to do today I was about to go hit some mailboxes

Chris: You’re coming with me I’ve never hang out with a girl before to be honest but I’ll let you see if you’re worthy to hang out with me first so come on let’s see how much mailboxes we could smash Climb on

Chris: Come on my tongue can squeeze metal like it’s paper and I have claws of steel

(At a nearby Mailbox) Chris: Watch and learn (gets the mailbox and squeezes it with he’s tongue)

Chris: You see here you Struggled to squeeze it do you even use your tongue for anything else because I use my tongue for a lot of things

Chris’s mind: God damn that ass is Thic

Chris: hey are you doing well

(Chris Here’s sirens) Chris: Crap we got to get going to Go the police are almost here (Grabs her with his tongue puts her on the motorcycle Chris jumps on and then drives away)

Chris: 0////////0 we can go to my place it’s safe their

(At Chris place) Chris: so this is my place

(Chris take he’s Jacket off and Tyser on his Hips revealing his abs)Chris: So what you want to drink all I have is beer and wine

(Chris Comes back with the wine And comes close to her face) Chris: Are you all right you’re turning red

Chris: OK here I drank from it sorry for that once in a while I backwash (he grab the beer and sits down on his chair)

Chris’s mind: She’s legit drinking from the Glass that I just drink out of Omg

Chris: So do you have a place to stay tonight

Chris: Well it doesn’t hurt to have a roommate for a while so do you want to stay

Chris: Since there’s not much space I guess you have to sleep in my bed with me if you want that is

Chris: Come on how my going to touch you when I’m asleep Also where are you I talk In my sleep so I’m sorry if that bothers you (a few hours later)

Chris: I’m sorry if that shirt is too big that was from my ex

Chris: So which side you want to sleep on Chris’s mind: Jesus Christ she’s 50 times sexier that shirt

Chris: Are you all right you’re turning as red as a Cherry tomato

Chris: Anyway good night K see you in the morning

(The next morning Chris wakes up and finds himself in a little bit of a Sticky pickle k Arms was wrapped around him) Chris:0////0 kc Your arms

(Chris Rush To KC And helps her up) Chris: Are you all right you scared me there

(Chris leaves and talks to the door)Chris: KC I was gonna go hang out with my friends today do you wanna come

Chris:sweet I can’t wait for you to meet my friends they’re awesome

(At the bar) Chris: What’s up Everyone!!! Everybody:Chris!!!

Chris: If you’re wondering how everybody knows me pretty big deal in this town I’m known as the king pen in this town now where are my main guys

Chris:Oh I found one of them come on (he grabs KC’s arm)

???: Chris Long time no see!! Chris: Same here salamander (gives him a fist bump)

Salamander: Who is this pretty lady? Chris: This is kiara I met her when I was about to go hit some mailboxes Salamander: well it’s nice to meet you lady

Chris: He can’t help it he’s from the countryside Actually have you seen the others today Salamander: no boss unfortunately I haven’t

Chris: so that means were down to members Salamander: Wait a minute I hear something

Salamander: Guy You might want to duck Chris: KC Duck!

(I’m a serious figure flew through the window and landed on KC)???: Talk about a rough landed on my right. oh sorry ma’am I did not mean to do that to you

???: Why excuse be sassy woman Chris and Salamander: Scratcher!!

Scratcher: Who is this woman that ticked me off

Chris: Kc come back They serve crickets here I know you love them

Scratcher: So I have any of you guys seem Boris yet (Everyone in the bar gasps in fear)

Chris: No unfortunately we haven’t we haven’t seen them in a while actually (Then all of a sudden a big knock was at the door)

Chris: Yeah I could tell by that knock totally him (Someone comes through the door and everyone in the bar is scared)

(But all that k Sees is a tiny tiny lizard)

Chris: KC This is Boris (places a tiny lizard on the table right next to KC)

(Boris jumps off the table picked up the table and eat the whole entire thing) Boris: Burp!!

Chris: Yep that’s Boris that’s why everyone’s afraid of him

Salamander: So I guess the gangs all here right Chris: Nope there’s one more member we need And she’s with us

Chris: kiara Welcome to the team you are now a new member and you could be our second in command

Salamander: you’re making the new accrued so I got to come man this is bull crap Chris: Call dog guys Jesus Christ so what are you say you want to join us

Chris: shit guys get down now (He pushes everyone down under the table and he pulls KC Down with him and he holds KC in his arms)

(Chris Covers her mouth)Chris: Be quiet you want them to hear us look over there Salamander: Out of all the places they would’ve found is that you had to come here

Scratcher: Why did they have to come here we got a find a way out here

Chris: There called unit 77 The most strongest units in the police force in this town Salamander: They been hunting us down for years once in a while we come upon them and they try to get us we’ve been on the run for them for years that’s why we hate the suckers

Chris: No we have to figure out a way out here the air vents. ladies first

(Salamander throws a rock it hit Aries) Aries: Direct detected enemy identify salamander heatseeking enemy found initiate target Chris: you’re such a ****ing idiot (Quickly pushes everyone in the vents)

(Chris gets out first)Chris: Come on everyone

(Everyone else Slides out of the vent)

Chris: Wow it is really beautiful up here I’ve never been on the roof top before

Chris: Come on guys let’s get going (And Chris Shut the door behind him locking it)

Boris: water! Salamander: whiskey! Scratcher: wine! Chris: Beer and you!

Chris: Actually you know what I’ll get the drinks myself

(Chris Puts his hand on her shoulder And whispers into her ear)Chris: Can we talk for second plz

(Chris boops Her nose) Chris: boop haha

Salamander: ?Chris and kiara Sitting in a tree KISSING?

Chris: 0////////////////0 **** YOU SALAMANDER!

(Everyone on the couch Laughs) everyone: ?????????

(Chris Weights in KC room)

Chris: Hey can you lock the door behind you and comes to right next to me please

Chris: So I wanted to talk to you about some things that has to do with me OK

Chris: OK do you think of me as a loser

Chris: Actually there’s something that I’ve been hiding from you guys and I’m willing to trust you to keep it a secret promise

Chris: OK the truth is I’m really scared and I don’t get scared easily the reason why that it’s because I’m scared to lose any of you and I especially scared to lose you I don’t wanna lose you guys like I lost my father and my mother I just don’t want you guys to be ending up like them dead in a turf war I try my best to keep you all safe and I end up taking the pain both physically and mentally I just don’t want to lose you all I know I’m like a bad ass to You guys but deep down inside I’m a coward I get scared so badly that I’m afraid to even admit it I just don’t want to lose you guys like how I lost my mother and father that’s why I act tough I just wanna hide the fact that I’m scared to lose you all especially you you mean the world to me OK (hugs her tightly And starts to cry)

Chris: Thanks KC This just goes to show how much I love you all I love you guys like family and I especially love yo- 0/////////0 Actually forget I said anything (runs out)

(Chris runs outside) Chris: Why did I stay either but I’m a stupid ****ing Malan!!!!

Salamander: he said something about why is he say that and he ran out

Everyone: now we got two comfortable here Salamander: You too “lovebirds” have “fun”

Salamander: Yeah yeah yeah go find your crush

Aries: Hello little girl or are you looking for Chris as well

Aries: I am a police officer you can trust me I just want to know do you know where he is

(Aries grabbed her by the hips)Aries: You’re going to tell me where he is or else I will have to Make you tell me by force!

Aries: (Uses a net and captures her) I had enough of this child play you will tell me or I’ll kill you you have five seconds

Aries: 5

Aries:4

Aries:3

Aries:2

Chris:1!!(Chris swoops in and kicks Aries in the face)

Chris: KC! (He runs to the net and ripped it open and picks up KC)

Chris: Come on don’t be dead don’t be dead please wake up please wake up (Gives CPR)

Chris: Oh my god are you all right (hugs super tightly)

Chris: I’m sorry for running off like thatI promise I would never do that again

Aries: This is an over yet green moron

(Chris Jumps up with Kiara) Chris: That wasn’t that bad of an attack

Aries: You’re lucky because my power is low will meet again trust me we will (fly off)

Chris: But are you all right we should get you home you looked pretty banged up

(Chris Picks her up)Chris: Well let’s get home (back at the house) Chris: We are bac- (Everyone is asleep on the floor)

Chris: That was a good one to be honest anyway let’s get you to the room I can Heal you (places her on the bed)

Chris: All right show me where the areas that it hurts I have a special saliva that heals all wounds

Chris: Oh well listen here I’m sorry for what I said back there that’s the reason why I ran the reason why I actually ran it’s because I was nervous I never thought that anyone would like me because of my past and especially how I look I mean you’re a beautiful woman don’t give me wrong but who would ever love a guy that gets anyone that he holds dear in trouble with the police

Chris: 0///////////////////////0 (French kisses her)

(Then all of a sudden there was a flash of light) Salamander and everyone else: Yep that’s a keeper

(Chris Off the bed)Chris: You guys are so dead!

(Chris Grabs her arm)Chris: come on babe we’re gonna kick the shit out of these guys

Chris: 0/////0 Just come on (runs towards the others)

Scratcher: Nice try mate what it takes more than that to kill me

Chris: I think he had enough discipline and I got the others they’re over there tied up Salamander: well this sucks

Salamander: come on guys if you delete that Then you will be able to show your future kids

Chris mind: Future kids future kids Oh my God I’m having a really happy thoughts happy happy happy thoughts

Chris: yfysfbyfyddygiffextugnlombifyhdcyytzxtf

Chris: Hey stop Maybe if you kids would be good

Chris: Hey they going to do it when they get older anyway so why not

Chris: Me as well?

Chris: Already guys you Heard her Salamander: fine

Chris: So about their future children thing how did you feel about it

Salamander: I wouldn’t recommend looking on my browser history

Chris: So when I go down to that new restaurant that opened up it’s just a couple blocks down

Chris: Wait you sing for a living I’ve never heard you sing

Chris: It’s one of those fancy establishments so we my have to dress up into these really uncomfortable close like a Texido orva dress so We have to get that stuff

Chris: I’m never seen you in Dress this could be interesting

Chris: OK I’ll put the Texido on (Leaves the room)

Chris: Hold on I’m trying to look for the bowtie

(Chris Opens the door) Chris: Hey babe is the bowtie in wow That’s amazing on you you look more beautiful than usual

Chris: Oh thanks that’s the only thing I needed left so can you help me put it (on walks through the door completely)

Chris: OK to be honest you look like Mrs. clause

Chris: All right all right all right hold up (runs out the door at picks her up)

(Often the distance) Aries: There they are what are they doing going to the prom or some shit and evil prom maybe

Ourcable: Sir am I have to remind you that he beat you up last time I don’t think it would be wise to go to the restaurant

Aries: shut up I don’t want to call her but **** it she’s the only person that knows her fashion sense Teresa get your ass over here

Chris: There she is it looks really fancy it’s really out of our reach

Aries: Shit I think She Saw us No get in there and do your job I’ll pay you double

Chris: Well let’s go in

Chris Whispers: I smell a certain perfume and it’s not from any of these ladies and it’s not from you it’s from a certain member of that team that likes me not as a friend more like a love her she is obsessed with me so keep an eye out for a blond haired chick with big tits

Chris: Calm down I can Take care of myself

Teresa: Boss There going in Aries: Well get your ass in there

Chris: Kiara What’s wrong do you see someone

Chris: Don’t worry I’m going to be fine as long as Aries I don’t show up

Chris: oh Look it’s karaoke night tonight

Chris: Wow I never expected that from you

Chris: Well I’m excited for you to sing because I hope your voice is more beautiful than ever when you sing

Chris: All right I’ll find us a seat (At the sign-up sheet line There was a blonde haired women in front of kiara)

Teresa: oh my are you lost little girl

Teresa:oh my chris the chameleon he my feel so good inside every time he talks to he's so sexy omg

Teresa: my god I see him omg (runs Towards him)

Chris: man how long- Teresa: OH CHRIS MY DOLL!!

Chris: TERESA!!! (She hugs him and puts he’s Face in her Chest)

Teresa: (licks Chris)

Chris: 0/////////0

theme?

Warriors?

Twas a joke

Sorry guys, if any of you who was in the Christmas rp, I wont be here for long today because MY DUMB BIG SISITER GOT ME IN TORUBLE AGAIN!