yeah i did

I've screamed my life is a pie during recess and I wasn't even dared I'm just crazy

lol

Lays sounds like my friend Sean he would do something like that also, one time at recess, my friends and i put our hoods on, and tucked our sleeves in and bent over like a raptor and we called ourself memesaurus

oml thats absolutelty beautiful

i know right?

fun fact/story: my friends are arguing about Apple and Samsung

Ok, this is the first time I share this storie online Ive been kieeping it a secret for awhile so I dont get in trouble but on the last week or so of school in the 6th grade, I brought super glue and me and my freind were plotting on gluing this mean indian girl to a chair cuz shes annoying and we dont like her. The thing is, at the time I didnt know about the properties of superglue and thought that what would happen was that she would sit and the glue would only stick to her PANTS and to the chair, and all she would have to do is rip her pants off without any pain, but it turned out that it leaked through her pants instead and burned the skin on her ass cheek. she started screaming and stood up and I instantly regretted everything while my freind had her head down and was luaghing. long story short, I blamed it on my freind even though it was my idea and she got in trouble so yeh dont bring superglue to school kids I think its funny now tho she had some ugly pants too XD

wow

Lol XD should I draw my friends pretending to be Uber when I actually use the computer? XD

and she wore crocs

yeh

lol k

Oh I had a teacher like too he was a rlly cool dude and stuff and everyone liked him at first but then he turned out to be a child molester No Joke I was in the 5th grade

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Wot It's true He got arrested and went to jail

dang

W O A H , T E C H N O L O G Y

I guess I was kinda lucky I was hella ugly back then otherwise he would have gone after me lol

That's foul

i doubt any child molester would want to go after me im quiet,rude,and weird at first then im also ,edgy, annoying, and stubborn when you get to know me

Oh also I found his mugshot It was so creepy O_O

1st Story I had my aunt as my teacher, she yelled at my enemy .3. I had to be yelled at by my enemy at recess ;-; -------------------------------------------------- 2nd Story I had this rude a** substitute teacher, and she yelled at my enemy,me being me, i stood up for my enemy at the end of the day, i said "Ya know Just because she said 'Bless You' doesnt mean you should yell at her, and just because she was crying, doesnt mean you could go and say 'Lets all cry for the wonderful princess (her name)' you should be more nice to students if you wanna get paid"~ i said more but i am to lazy :T

tat would scare me

Oh god I found a website with the police report thingy in it

i wanna see why do i wanna see

pls dont read it to us

Should I send the link

pls dont listen to devin

send a link, for some reason i wanna see too idk y tho

maybe i am in the mood to be scared shizless

It has the pic too oh nu

time to go incognito

I WANNA BE SCARED! I ALREADY LOOK UP SMILE DOG! NOTHING HAPPENED :D

before reading it step 1: make sure no one is in your room step 2: always check behind you step 3: hugs your dogs very close

looked*

my dogs are in the other room, but i have my devil cat, Benx

I got my second favorite teddy bear with me (I know I'm weird)

Eh Fook it here's the news report thing http://www.kvia.com/news/former-las-cruces-teacher-facing-reduced-charges-for-alleged-child-molestation/56505277

HOLY MOLY WTF

How did I manage to read that thing

oh god D:

oh it wasnt as bad as i thought, still horrible tho the pic didnt load for me anyways so

although it might have just been my internet making me miss most of the story .ill check again

oh, not that bad,i thought it would be worse, but it is bad

Yeah it's kinda creepy tho especially since I remember him trying to get close to me at times

if a creepy guy got close to me internet me would kick him in the shin real me would back up

Internet: would kick his D*CK and run and get my friends to team up on him, then call the police XD Real: would kick his D*CK and call the police

internet me*