Edd: -falls asleep-

(k) Matt: -hugs blink again- Blink: i'd normally hate hugs but you hugged me so i'm fine

Edd: oh hi sweetie pie

Edd: -wink-

Edd: -hugs helena-

Edd: heh

Edd: i like your company

Ringo: mew (stop my ear hurts) Matt: -cuddles blink-

Edd: okay Matt: -asleep with blink-

Edd: lets stalk matt and blink again (lol im not looking at the keyboard while typing)

Edd: okay -goes to stalk matt and blink- nyehehhe

Edd: you okay?

Edd: -walks to helena- your arm looks really bad

Matt: IM GOING TO THE BEACH TO DO A HULA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH1QKOtoo6o

(kk) Matt: -lands at the beach- woot Blink: why did you drag me here

(he dragged everyone) Matt: OOOH SEAGLASS CAN I SEE MYSELF IN IT OOOOOH IM LOOKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Matt: -does the hula- Blink: -tries to look away- -////////-

Edd: HEY! Blink: matt stop pls Matt: fine ): -gets back to normal him-

Edd: ugh Matt: IM GOING SWIMMING Blink: -jumps into water, great at swimming since she is a mudpuppy- blub blub blun

Matt: AHHH THE SEAWEED IS JEALOUS OF MY FACE MY PRETTY PRETTY FACE

Matt: DONT DO THAT! Edd: -something wet and slimy wraps around his neck- matt you might've been right the first time -pulled under by the evil seaweed Matt: AHHHH DON'T LET IT GET MY FACE MY PRETTY PRETTY FACE

Matt: -his face gets covered by evil seaweed- NOT MY FA- -pulled under- Blink: MATT! -swims under, looking for him-

Tord: hey that looks fun -kills a crab- that was fun

Blink: -spots matt being dragged toward underwater cave- BLUB! -swims towards matt and grabs his arm, tries to swim up but matt is too heavy-

Tord: -kills another crab- i wonder how these taste? -eats raw crab leg- DELICIOUS TOM TRY THIS Blink: -still underwater trying to get matt to surface-

Tord: TOM HIDE EDD'S GONNA GET US -runs into the water- Edd: I'LL GET YOU -runs into water after tord- Blink: -still trying to help matt- blub blub blub (you're too heavy)

Edd: fine Matt: -tries to let go of blink- blub blub (save yourself!) Blink: blub blub! (not without you) -finally gets matt out of the seaweed- Tord: HEY MATT CATCH -hits matt in the face with a jellyfish- Matt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Matt: -face swells up- Tord: AHAHHAHAHAHAAH TOM LOOK

Matt: -tries to say it burns- i burs! Tord: AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Matt: -face is still red- TORD!!! -swims after tord- GET BACK HERE Tord: YOU CANT CATCH ME Matt: STOP! >:( Blink: i dont think they will

Edd: why?

Edd: okay....

Edd: what's eating you?

Edd: dont care about what he says

Edd: -pats helena on the back- its okay

Tord: HHAHAHA

Edd: -punches tord-

Edd: -blush-

Tord: SAME! Edd: i think you two are more than friends

Tord: -blushes a bit- no! Edd: well we aren't more than friends either

(sad but okay)

(boi)

(BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) Tord: look who's dating

Matt: -grabs onto tords leg and pulls him under water- THIS IS FOR MY FACE

Tord: -above water for a second- YOU'RE DATING -gets dragged back under- Matt: -punches tord underwater-

Tord: are too Edd: look it seems we're all dating someone Matt seems to like Blink Tord, you like Tom so why can't I like helena

Edd: and i was too

Matt: TORD GET BACK HERE

Edd: i am just saying a fact you and tord like eachother Tord: GOTTA RUN Matt: GET BACK HERE TORD IMMA KILL YOU

(i just somehow choked.... on ice cream)

Tord: thanks Matt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Blink: matt stop it

Matt: I WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING -punches tom's pocket harpoon gun- better -swims away before tom gets revenge-

Matt: GO AWAY FROM ME -swims further out, past the life guard line things, life guards don't notice- Blink: hey tord, do you think he'll be okay? Tord: ehhh there's only sharks there

Matt: -feels something brush against leg, ignores- Edd: -swims out and grabs helena- don't go past the life ring thing

Matt: -kicks helena off him- GO AWAY -swims out really far- Edd: -grabs helena and takes her back to the shore- i dont want you to be hurt

Edd: -grabs helena again and takes her back.... AGAIN- DONT GO OUT THERE -holds onto helena to make sure she doesn't go back- Matt: -thing brushes against his leg again- OKAY WHO'S DOING THIS Blink: i aint gonna let you go here alone matt Matt: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............. fine you can join m- -leg bitten by shark- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Blink: EY YOU GONNA LEAVE ME OUT HERE WITH THE FRICKLE FRACKLE SHARKS M8? -floats there, dark figures swarm around her in water-

Blink: 2 late -carried underwater by shark- blub blub blub (i can stay alive underwater for 15 weeks m8)

Blink: k thx for distracting those sharks they can swallow smol beans like me whole -swims under the water, inside the safety net, and looks at fish- (FIFTEEN WEEKS UNDERWATER LATER) Blink: hey guys guys? oh they left

Matt: -is still looking for blink- Tord: you missing your GIRLFRIEND? Matt: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND Blink: hey look a plot device plane heading to home -crawls onto the plane- (1 hour later) Okay, now to walk home

Edd: SHUT UP TORD WE HATE YOU AND TOM BUT YOU MORE BECAUSE TOM ALREADY SHUT UP EVER SINCE WE TAPED HIS MOUTH SHUT AND TIED HIM TO A CHAIR Matt: i still miss blink Edd: it's fine matt you can just look in this mirror -gives matt free mirror, what a deal- Matt: thanks edd, i guess -sadly looks into mirror-

Blink: RING RING IT'S A DOORBELL M8S Matt: was that blink?

Blink: SCREW IT LEMME IN -punches the door off it's hinges- Matt: YOU'RE BACK

Edd: okay matt now gn -sleeps- Matt: -hugs blink- so your room is kinda a cat room now because nobody thought you would return, but i bet i can find room in my room -blushes enough for tord to notice it- Tord: YOU BLUSHED -finishes freeing tom- there you go

Tord: -laughs, holds out hand to high five tom- yes they are Matt: -//////-

Tord: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE DATING BESIDES US OF COURSE WE AREN'T GAY

Tord: MATT AND BLINK SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Edd: WTF TORD SHUT UP

Matt: -tackles tord- Tord: -punches matt-

Tord: JUST BLEED ALREADY LOSE HALF YOUR FACE OR SOMETHING -pins matt with foot- stay down or else Edd: TOM AND TORD PLEASE STOP TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE

Tord: no -continues beating up matt- Blink: STOP! Tord: -knocks out matt and starts to beat up blink-

Edd: NOT ME NEXT TOM PLEASE

Edd: ummmm why? Blink: -faints-

Edd: but if she does die you caused it

Edd: explain this all to me Tord: HEY GUYS I THINK I JUST KILLED BLINK

Edd: HELENA!

Edd: TOM AND TORD BEAT EVERYONE UP

(matt and blink are still seemingly dead on the floor) Tord: -proudly announces- I DID THAT -points at them-

Tord: ouch

(sad, but bye)

(DSADGSwsgsdfgdrhgbdaSDSD)

Tord: why?

Edd: agreed don't

Edd: well than i must be a nobody Blink:- -stands up- tord boi you're weak

Edd: only nobodies enjoy nobodies Tord: shut up

(kk)

(fafwafdsfa)

Edd: well im more of one than you Blink: guys is matt actually dead?

Edd: ONLY IM THE NOBODY Blink: -pokes matt-

Ringo: mew? (what?) Edd: LIAR IM THE ONLY NOBODY HERE

Ringo: mew mew mew (if you count edd as my dad, yes)

Edd: EDD IS UGLIER EDD IS THE WORST EDD DID RHYME IN THIS LAST VERSE

Edd: -already asleep- Blink: -continues poking matt-

Edd: -punches tom- LOOK I'M PUNCHING A USELESS BAG OF HARPOON

Edd: -punches tord- LOOK IM PUNCHING A ROBOT THAT HAS NO FEELINGS Tord: -punches matt's dead body- LOOK IM PUNCHING A DEAD BODY Edd: -punches tord again- LOOK IM PUNCHING A TURD Tord: -punches blink- LOOK IM PUNCHING A CRYING LAND FISH Blink: -punches tom- LOOK IM PUNCHING AN EYELESS FREAK

Edd: -kicks tom- LOOK IM KICKING A STUPID HARPOON FACED JERK

Tord: -punches a cola can- shut up and deal with us edd

Tord: -punches helena- LOOK IM KICKING A MEANER PERSON

Tord: -kicks helena- LOOK IM PUNCHING A NOBODY

Tord: ow my knee

Edd: we're all crying -sniffle- look at blink look at me look at you look at those two lifeless jerks

-everyone but the lifeless jerks and dead matt cries-

Edd: face it matt's dead Blink: -cries again-

Edd: -is honestly worrying about both the children-

Tord: HAHAHAHA THE CHILDREN ARE SAD

Edd: -rushes to helena- this is difficult, taking care of two sad children

Edd: -shouts to helena and blink- you guys okay?

Edd: -he shouted again, waking her up, slightly-

Edd: -pokes helena-

Edd: you okay?

Edd: good

Edd: i'll try and get someone to help me take care of you and blink matt's dead

Edd: -looks sad about his friend's death- even i miss him tom and tord dont

Edd: though it is obvious blink misses him the mo- -kicked in the knee by tord- WTF TORD Tord: HAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Tord: -continues to beat up edd, ignoring helena-

Tord: -ignores, continues to beat up edd until he seems dead- well now the children can finally leave

Tord: TOM HELP ME KICK OUT THESE CHILDREN YOU GRAB BLINK I'LL GRAB HELENA -throws helena out door-

Tord: TOM HELP -throws helena further out-

Tord: -opens the door, dragging tom inside- i have a key -throws blink out- Blink: -just continues crying- Tord: -throws out helena and locks doors and windows-

Matt: -still dead- Blink: -cries more- Edd: ughhhhh what happened AHHH MY HEAD IS BLEEDING

Tord: WHAT THE MY DREAM!

Matt: -STILL DEAD- Blink: -cries a lot more-

Edd: -hugs helena-

Edd: you saved me

Edd: i think matt is too far gone though

Edd: -hugs her-

Blink: i miss matt so much

Blink: -cries again- he was my friend

Edd: -jelly- Matt: -seems to slightly move his finger- Blink: -hugs matt's arm-

Matt: -seems to have pale figure of him start floating above his dead body- h-h-hey HOLY I CAN FLY Edd: so you're a ghost now? Blink: -tries to hug ghost matt-

Edd: but he's a ghost..... NO GHOSTS ALLOWED -punches matt ghost back into his body- Matt: ouch 0: my face is covered in blood BLINK! -hugs blink -

Blink: he saved matt -hugs matt- Matt: -blushes just enough for everyone to notice it- Tord: MATT AND BLINK SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Tord: YEE ALSO MATT AND BLINK SITTING IN A TREE MATT HATES BLINK IF YOU AGREE SAY WINK

Tord: IT'S TRUE EVERYONE SHOULD SAY YEE WINK Blink: -looks at matt with watery eyes-

Matt: -stuttering, making it seem like he's lying- t-t-that i-i-isn't t-t-t-true, i-i-i-i d-d-d-don't h-h-h-hate y-y-y-you

Edd: -does the same-

Blink: I agree matt, don't lie -runs to her room crying-

Matt: -looks at edd- w-w-w-we d-d-d-didn't l-l-l-lie.............. w-w-we j-j-j-just s-s-s-sound l-l-l-like i-i-it Tord: no you hate them

Tord: they each hate both the children

Tord: matt hates blink more

Edd: i-i-i-i d-d-don't h-h-h-hate h-h-helena o-o-or b-b-b-link -due to helena being a bit away it sounded like he said "I do hate helena and blink"-

Blink: what, did you hear them say they hated us -cries-

Blink: i'll go see if matt hates us -looks past corner- Matt: I-i-i-i d-d-don't e-e-e-either -sounded like "I don't like them either"- Blink: -runs back sobbing- matt hates us too

Blink: -cries with helena-

(lel yeah ik) Blink: why do they hate us!?!?!?

Blink: WE WERE THE ONLY ONES TOLERATING THEIR EXISTENCE AND THEY HATE US Edd: hey matt, you hear that? Matt: yeah? Edd: are you thinking what im thinking Matt: ..... o-o

Edd: matt? -shakes him- Matt: uhhhhhh.... huh? yeah? Edd: helena and blink are crying Matt: oooohhhh yeah.... we should help them Edd: -knocks on door-

Blink: probably gonna tell us to die Edd: -knocks again-

Edd: -knocks insanely-

Matt: -joins in-

Edd: GREAT THEY HATE US

Edd: now im confused again

Blink: -stays silent-

Edd: -knocks on helena's door-

Edd: why are you mad at me?

Edd: you sounded mad

Edd: -gives a weird expression, kinda looking angry, and walks out- any luck matt? Matt: no

Blink: -pokes head into helena's room- same here

Blink: still same here

Blink: why bother them if they hate us

Edd: well we aren't their well s-s-ships i guess Matt: why are you speaking so slowly these ships aren't even canon

Blink: yes?

Blink: -eats dorito- good idea

Edd: what?

Edd: well uhhh.... no?

Edd: uhhhhh...... sure?

Edd: -looks at tom- SHUT UP TOM

Edd: SHUT UP TOM (AHH MY FOOTS ASLEEP)

Edd: -doesn't blush, DUN DUN DUN-

(idk, you decide, this is your anim) Edd: told her what?

Blink: -has had the same conversation with matt and tord- Matt: well i guess im fine with that Edd: well i guess im fine with that

(yeah, the cat ships dont matter) Blink: -slowly walks out of her room-

Blink: -looks at helena- hey

Blink: owo hi toffee Toffee: mew

Ringo: mew (???)

Ringo: mew mew mew (is helena dating someone else?)

Ringo: mew mew (find out than)

Ringo: mew! (what!)

Ringo: mew mew (why aren't you surprised?)

Ringo: mew mew mew mew (but, do you think helena will be okay with this?)

Ringo: MEW MEW (WHAT!) Toffee: -walks over there- mew mew (watcha doing?) Tord cat: mew mew (hi tom cat) Coco: MEW MEW MEW MEW (WHY IS THIS CAT CENTRAL NOW)

Blink: owo kitties Tord cat: -lazy paw movement-

Tord cat: -is lazy AF- Blink: -huggles toffee- owo

Blink: no

(-//////-, i don't have any, but if i have you, it's as good as an infinite amount of healthy sugar) Blink: ?

Blink: ?????????????????????????????????????

Blink: what is it?

Blink: why are you smiling at me though?

Blink: heh.... yeah

Blink: a cow hit me in the face

Cow: -sticks head through window- Blink: you'll punch that cow in the face really lol

Eddwarldo: -comes out of cow suit- YOU NASTY CHILDREN ARE DEAD Blink: shut up Eddwarldo: ): -walks to his house-

Blink: -slight blush-

Tord: HAHHAHA RIGHT

Blink: hold on -steals eddwarldo's icecream- yay icecream -eats icecream- Eddwarldo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tord: yeah we wont shut up

Tord: if anything you should shut up

Eddwarldo: why

Tord: ughhhhhh

Tord: tom why does helena suck?

Tord: -eats sandwhich-

Blink: hey i wanted a sandwhich

Tord: too bad

Tord: you think the nobody is cute

Tord: you disgust me

Tord: what made you think that

Tord: so?

Tord cat: mew mew (idk but im too lazy to find out)

Blink: why you hugging me?

FlAsHbAcK.............

Blink: -pokes helena, she was on the floor- helena? you okay?

Blink: ???

Blink: is she okay?

Tord: me neither but i dont care

Blink: -eyes tear up- she hates me doesn't she -runs to her room-

(1 and 4 the sweet ones)

(1 blink)

Blink: just as i thought i had a friend

Blink: I DONT HATE YOU

Blink: who's zoey?

Blink: HOW COULD ANYONE HATE YOU

Blink: I DONT

Blink: everyone hates me too

Blink: okay.... -falls asleep-

Blink: -that woke her up- -////-

Blink: -tries not to blush-

(tom is probably like "WTF THESE ARE JUST CHILDREN")

Blink: -giggles too-

Blink: -that made her really blush- 0////////////////////////////0