SSSSSSSSSSSIR PENCIOUS

alasssssstor!!!!!

*sits and shuffles a deck of cards*

YOU PUT ME IT A PIT OF SSSSSSSSSSOME SSSSSORT!!!

*appears*

WHY DID YOU DO THAT!

I can suck your D***

*tosses knife at angel dust*

*sits at bar*

YOUR LOSS

WOW WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!!

*rolls eyes*

*shrugs*

*grabs knife out of midair*

*looks in the direction of scorp* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

takes knife from Alastor and throws it at sire pencious

do what?

finds another knife and throws it at sir pencious

WHATSSSSSSS GOIN ON?!?!

a knife fight

*gets up and looks for liquor* theres gotta be some in here..

WHAT WASSSSS THAT FOR ANGEL DUSSSSSSST?!?

*shrugs*

you through a knife FIRST

WHAT WASSSSS THAT KNIFE FOR?!?!

no wait.... scorp did I must be too high

or to drunk

*pulls out a bottle of wine, looks at date* Eh only about 10 years old...

yeah that too

I DON"T WANT TO DIE!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY NO NEED FOR THAT!!

*sits back down and starts drinking the wine*

what about grenades?

ALASSSSSTOR SSSSSSTOP YOUR SSSSSTUPID GRINNING!!!!!!!!!

anyone wanna play poker on somthin

i'm in!!

SSSSSSSCORP JUSSSSSST NO JUSSSSST NO PLEASSSSSE NO!

IM IN WITH POKER

ok come sit down. * in a puff of magic a poker set appears*

HEY ALASTOR DO YOU EAT CEREAL!?!

i'm in too "creepy voice" whats the prize?

are you a SERIAL killer?

i bet... this bottle of wine that i will win *smirks*

*sits down at poker table*

fine i bet this deck of cards *pulls out a deck of cards*

no no no honey you don't know who your playing with

I don't think i trust you with all this magic stuff

*glares at Alastor*

*glares harder at Alastor*

what magic? and its just a bet of a deck of cards.

okay!

simple as that

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay

weeeeeeellll firsst of all ANGEL DUST AND I DON"T KNOW ANY MAGIC!

wait a second i thought we were betting wine😒

why? this ones just fine you are the one who is untrustworthy. you will cheat.

i know yours.

Sucks to be the most powerful demon in all of hell and i know why you grin all the time. you dont know any other emotions.

besides i would be the one saving all of our asses if i cheated.

we all know.

I WATCH U IN YOUR SLEEP

if you dont mind ill just pack all this up and go to the store, because we cant agree on what deck of cards we are using.

yes DECK OF CARDS. stupid isn't it.

well this is getting interesting!!!

im going to get liquor actually.

alastor.................................................................................................................................................................................YOUR A DEMON!

oooooo im coming too!!!!!!!!!!

ME TOO

*gets up poker set vanishes, opens the door and leave to go to the store*

okay!

cya.

Why Angel?

because im trustworthy

*goes to the store and walks in*

*glares really hard at alastor*

am i am not TRUSTWORTHY

ooh. thats a good one. *picks up a bottle of beer, reads lable* looks good.

i won't dont worry goes into store and gets a deck of cards

*walks out of the store without paying* whoops >:)

*plunges self into floor boards*

*alarm goes off*

better get going...

come running back not looking where he is going and runs into everyone

what do you want?

oh hey angel

no i just got a deck of cards

its not like you will make all of us dissapear anyway...

laughs evilly

its a win lose situation. and i dont want to lose.

but im still going to disapear if you win.

bruh

so we wont play. im fine sitten drinking this beer.

ill think about it.

nooo plz play

*walks through open door*

*walks to store*

*finds everyone staring at eachother taking*

now can you let me go back to the hotel or a club or somthin.

*walks back to hotel*

*sits at bar*

maybe i can find someone at the casino to rob.

whaaaaaat

ha i mean gamble with

*falls on floor*

*sharpens scythe*

boredum is taking over

ill play!!!!!! as long as we can use the cards i have

*looks at scorp*

Whatcha doin with that scythe?

*walks to the casino* lets to some betting hehehe...

sharpening it

whhhyyyy

i need some money

*still lying on floor*

yea i do.

i bet if i win i get to F*** everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!😊

why ar u shapinin the scythe?

WHOAH! no thank you. lets not angel.

*walks to casino*

ok going to the casino

Where is everyone?

*starts walking to the casino*

walks with everyone to casino

Hello everyone!

lets play

*walks inside, streatches fingers*

*walks inside*

sits down at a table

*falls on floor*

*sits at the table*

deals the cards

boredum is taking over again

what about me angel?

i already did

o good

*the cards wave (being flippign cooly)

*picks up cards* *puts on poker face*

ill be right back, walks away and explosion hapens behind him IIIIIIIIIII WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

*falls on floor again this time covers head*

*pops behind angel* you did?

come here😎

GTF TO GO TO DUMB CIVICS CLASS!

cya

GTG

IM BACK

back

me too who wants to go first?

so are we going to continue?

* i mean once i get drunk sure*

Lemme go get some wine or something

*walks to store and steals more wine*

*still on floor has cards falling on him*

oh no you dont

*walks back and starts drinking the wine*

grabs alastor and brings him back

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*starts getting drunk, then drinks the beer*

i was really looking forward to this 😢

oh gosh im seeing double

but wait run after him and and forgets that he already took his belt off and his pants fall down and he lands on Alastor

*blacks out (i mean i did say black out drunk)*

*steps outside and sits down* looks* NOPE!

ooo lala

uh oh

Angel Dust WHY!!!!