starting now

i see dat bro thug

Patient: “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.” Doctor: “That’s a big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?” Patient: “Yes, we took a vote and they’re in favor of it 17 to 2.

a vasectomy is were humans get fixed

they cant make babies

children he is taking about how many kids he made

children he is taking about how many kids he made

A woman sees her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “You know that’s not going to help, right?” she asks. “Sure, it will,” he says. “It’s the only way I’ll be able to see the numbers.”

Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

laugh you know you want to

i dont lol

so has anything happened like at all?

of course not........ so........

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

wow......

i see you copying and pasting off a website do i not?

snow white 1 and the SEVEN dwarfs

bye keven

when techer acuuses you of talking tasia raises hand thats what i thought it was

wat? that made no sense?

ohhhhhhhh i get it lol