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snalB--[OP]
26.06.2019 16:46
LinkI am twelve and I think fortnite is one of the deadly sins
Sponsermanjerry
26.06.2019 16:59
LinkI knew that the moment I played it
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Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
The 🕺🏻default dance🕺🏻 is truly a 🖊masterpiece. Never❌in all of history🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚has such an artistic masterpiece🖊 ever been created. The choreography💃🏻 is possibly the most beautiful😍 sight👀 ever beheld by the human💁🏻♂️ eye👁. The sharp 🔪sound of the SLAP👏 when the player’s hands👐 collide perfectly 💯 with the beat of the song 🎵 sends a bone chilling☠️ shiver down my spine, every single time 🕘I hear it👂🏻. I find my self watching 👀my in-game 🎮avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual 💃🏻for hours🕧 on end.
fortnite is the best gaem ever because its literaly minecraft and pubg put together also you can do epic dances in fortnight. i can destinguish between a good game (forynite) and a bad one ,(blackops IIII) unlike all u stupid idiot trolls like come on im only 9 year sold
𝓛𝓘𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱, 𝓲'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 90 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓶𝓮? 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽, 𝓲'𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓷 69 𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓸𝓽. 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓝𝓲𝓽𝓮, 𝓘 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓼. 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝔀𝓪𝓽, 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱.
Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win - if, under a communistic style - Fortnite started with everyone sharing the same weapons, only then will the best at the game win the royale. Now you see, “the game” and “Fortnite” can easily be replaced with “working” and “society”, and you have the description of communism. By underlining these basic errors in such a system Fortnite acts as perfect communist propoganda. Workers of the world, unite!
❗️✋ OK MOM ✋❗️WE NEED TO TALK 😡😤 I NEED V-BUCKS 😜💵 I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S 😎🤨 I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM 😫🤬 I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH 🗑️🔫 I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR 😏👏 NOW I NEED YOU 🧐👉 TO BUY ME V-BUCKS 😎🔥 I'VE GOTTA SHOW 🤯🤬 MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE 🔥😎💯 NOW I'LL BE IN BED 😴💤 BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT 😔📚🚸
𝙞 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙮. 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩, 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮. 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙗𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚, 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡 100 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩. 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜
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Lord Shark has been captured.
Captured? By whom? The dolphins.
Stupid dolphins! Yeah, hate those dolphins.
Mo-Mo, is it me, or are these sharks kind of dorks? Aren't dolphins the good guys and sharks supposed to be The villains? Dolphin propaganda.
It started years ago.
No.
For too long, we've shared the sea with inferior fish.
Ugh! This whole sea sucks.
It's time for action.
Jolly good, Trent.
Let's start with crabs.
Pointless creatures.
We'll get to the crabs, Kipper.
But first, let's talk about sharks.
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MEWTWO! MEWTWO! Dangit, where the **** is he?
1 @m h3r3, $@MU$..
Oh. Now what? We need to stop a great XORRUPTION from killing the universe and we have NO IDEA HOw-
C@lm..
Ok..?
OK SO YOU HAVE AN IDEA MEWTWO
Cørr1n, 1 dont..
OH
I Guess we need to try evrrytime.