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Apollo was talking with ruso*

they had a pretty serious convo,but ruso occasionally laughed*

apollo crossed his arms as he got impatient*

ruso:so do you like whiskey or just beer? apollo:im a whiskey guy.but as i was saying that mans just a weirdo.

Russo glanced at human*we could talk at my bad if its ok with you Apollo Apollo:fine

place*

ruso lead apollo to the bar*here we go.

haz:what ya doin :0? *they looked at nuka*

haz:i came from my mom :3 no i came from underground >:3

haz:but i did *they pointed at the hole in the ground right next to them*

haz looked at the phone*what ya doin?

haz pulled up their phone and pretend dialed the popo*hello 911 some stranger touched me! *they giggled*

haz:so what ya doin?

haz:thats a weird name- but ok! :3

haz plopped on the ground*u have such a short temper :) I can work with that! >:0

haz:I can make u happy don't worry nukas >:)

haz pulled out their phone*

haz:doodoodoodoooooooo

haz hummed softly*oh! I found it come here ill show you! *They jumped up*

haz:wow she really does look like a poptart

haz:Apollo bab sent me this! *Shows pic of human without mask*

lmao) haz giggled*

haz:aw man that was new omo

haz:i know u dont dw uwu

apollo:GAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? *he tried pulling her off* ruso: *s i p s b e e r*

apollo:IM GOING TO SHRED YOU POPTART FACE

ruso: *m a k e s f r i e s* apollo punched her mask hard enough to crack it*HHHH

he spit on her face and rolled around*LT go F ME ruso: *e a t s f r i e s*

he wrapped his arms around hers and thrusted her elbows up,releasing himself* ruso: *stares at them*

apollo:GRRRRR

he started choking her as well*

he inhaled some a i r*

very) he kicked her gut a couple of times and pretended to pass out*

hes not d e a d- apollo:...

apollo:god damn...why are you so pissy?

apollo:pisssy.

Apollo:stop

Apollo:because

Apollo:look,just why are you mad? *Rubs neck mark*

Apollo: :V I never sent it wtf?

Apollo:****- haz.......HHHHHH

apollo:well what are you gonna do to me

he layed there staring at the ceiling*

laid*

he checked his watch*i know i am. *huffs* ruso get me some whiskey ruso:m k

apollo:hey ruso when does vivian come? ruso:in about an hour.

Apollo:that's a while

Apollo:HHH *he sat up and sipped the drink*

apollo:why am i so miserable.... ruso:cause you're a horrible ladies man? apollo:IM DECENT ithink- ruso:nope

apollo:fugg,im screwed right? ruso:unless you go and be a nice guy no girls gonna want you *he washed a glass* tbh you have a better chance of getting vivian then a girl apollo:hhhhhHhhhh

clyde floated in*hey guys

ruso:hey apollo:mh

neckie) apollo:my neck hurts from poptart face... *he poked it*

apollo:hhh clyde: owo what type of hurt ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬? apollo:

apollo:CLYDE- ruso:heh

yee)

Apollo turned away* Clyde: ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

Vivian walked in* ruso:hello Vivian:hello guys *he hanged his coat up* apollo kept drinking*hm

apollo:hey viv vivian:hey apollo,hows matt? apollo:hes still a loser locked in his room

vivian sat down*ill just get some wine ruso ruso:alrighty *he left* birb appeared next to nuka* :l

( >:3*) birb:howd i get here- *he waddled on to nuka*

birb fluffed his feathers and tried flying away*reeeeee

birb fell back*wAA

he squirmed around*helppppppppppppp.hellllpppppppp

birb:u better be glad i cant fly >:(

birb waddled off the couch*help i cant open the door

he smiled and quickly waddled away*hehe ruso cant stop meeee!!

birb ran through a forest*nyeh >:3

birb tripped*ow

a fox walked behind birb and licked her lips* birb:...SCREEEEEEE

birbs foot was caught*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.WAAAAAAAAAAA *he cried* goodbye fren,u were my only frend- *accepts fate*

birb laid there*... the fox ran away*

birb tried getting up*weee

birb: ;(

birb plopped down*

birb:oki *walks around*

birb:yes pls >:3

birb followed*

birb:thank u *he waddled to the door

birb:open door pls

birb:cri *he went into human form and knocked on the door*

birb looked at it* :^?

birb:aw man

AWWWWWWW MAANN) birb headed back*

birb sat on nukas porch* :l

birb:hg

birb:ff *cuts to apollo beating up tomato*

tomato:HELLLPPPPPPPPP apollo:STOP BEING AN ASS TO MATT birb:b

birb:aCk tomato:IM SORRYYYYYY apollo:APOLOGIZE TO HIM NOT ME

ikr

birb:frens not there

birb: :(

birb:Oki!

he walked in*